Somebody's Got Too Much Time One Their Hands

DORMITORY
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM







PRESBYTERIAN
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER



ASTRONOMER
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER



DESPERATION
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT



THE EYES
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE



GEORGE BUSH
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE





THE MORSE CODE
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS





SLOT MACHINES
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME





ANIMOSITY
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY



ELECTION RESULTS
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT





MOTHER-IN-LAW
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER





SNOOZE ALARMS
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z'S





A DECIMAL POINT
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE





THE EARTHQUAKES
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE




ELEVEN PLUS TWO
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE



AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:



PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA:
When you rearrange the letters
(With no letters left over and using each letter only once):
TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS