beer vs vagina
 

THE ULTIMATE CONTEST
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Message: BEER VS VAGINA CONTEST

1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
One point to BEER

2.Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to VAGINA

3.A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER

4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you
find a
hair
between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to VAGINA

5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may
get
mad, make a
scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking
of
vagina your wife
may get mad, kick you out, even leave you.
There's
definitely a point
to be had here, depending on your point of view
and
personal
circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time
being.

6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home.
Ten vaginas in
one night and you don't want to drive anywhere.
One
point to VAGINA

7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your
reputation may
suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become
a
legend.
One point to VAGINA

8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you
may
get arrested. If
you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer. One
point
to VAGINA

9. You normally don't find old beer.
One point to BEER

10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying
saucers. Too much
vagina and you'll think you've seen God. One point
to
VAGINA

11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping
off
panties is
fun. One point to VAGINA

12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
One point to VAGINA

13. If you have another beer the first one never
gets
pissed off. One
point to BEER

14. You can always be sure if you're the first one
to
open a bottle
or a can. One point to BEER

15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but
eventually it
settles down. One point to BEER

16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark,
pilsner,ale,lager,etc One point to BEER

17. You always know how much beer is going to
cost
One point to BEER

18. Beer doesn't have a mother
One point to BEER

19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an
hour
after you
drink it One point to BEER

FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 8

That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is:
BEER

PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel
angry,
degraded or
discriminated against, just remember that Beer
would
experience none of those feelings, let alone
express
them, an extra point for BEER

You can hide beer around the house really easily.

+ 1 for beer.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you
may
get arrested. If
you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer. One
point
to VAGINA


tell me, what cop would buy a dude beer? :1orglaugh

That's funny. I am going to use that next time I have to break up with a crazy.

That is a great one.

If you smell like beer you don't attract beer, but if you smell like vagina you might attract the holy grail.. LESBIANS..

+ 1 to vagina.

hehe :)

I've seen it before but it's still a funny list!

LMAO :1orglaugh

warm beer does not taste aweful, americans just drink shitty beer.

beer wins hands down jsut becasue i dont have to argue with it.

Too much beer and you'll get fat.

1 pt vagina.

Good one! :thumbsup

No,
Vagina : Black(Jet, ebony, redbone, Hi-yella, mulatto); Asian(Japan, China, Korean, Thai, Viet...etc); Caucasian(German, Brit, Nordic, Italian, Spanish)...Blonde, brunette, red...etc...

3 points to vagina for having multiple sub-categories.

why the need to choose? :)

as long as both are around, im a happy man!

I'll take pussy over beer anyday.

I'd give my votes to vagina. Vagina is free. Beer cost $20 a case. Fuck that noise.

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:thumbsup :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Too much vagina and you'll get the clap.

1pt beer.

:1orglaugh

Seen it before, really good one.... :1orglaugh

Couldn't have said it better myself.

:thumbsup

This is very funny, but it is a close call either way :-)

That's funny. Good read.

Kind of reminds me of the old saying I heard somewhere not sure if I remember it correcly but chalk one more up for vagina:

whats the worst thing about being a dick?

1. you have a swollen bald head with its own brain

2. you are being followed around by a pair of nuts

3. your next door neighbor is an asshole

4. your best friend is a vagina - so one more point for vagina :)

90% of this board has never seen a vagina in real life and isn't old enough to buy a beer.

1 pt to reality

:Graucho

Hah! You don't know what the hell you're talking about! My older brother sometimes buys beer for me and this one time, I sneaked a peek at my older sister in the bathroom, so there!

:pimp

So fucking true. :thumbsup

i'll take beer any day

I pick vagina over beer anyday!

Fuck, why choose if you can have both?

those are great... can't deny beer nor pussy though :(

yer sig is great

You made your point! It's funny, but i still choose vagina over beer, cause i always love the heavenly feeling the vagina can give me!

I love your sig lol

oh btw also a cool post :thumbsup

A vagina gives me a good and warm feeling even if i have too much! But if I have too much beer thenthings go wrong and i get a totally different feeling