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nofx 10-16-2005 11:16 PM

chivalry is dead
 
it's true

no one cares about being polite to women anymore.

the only reason I wouldnt be nice to some dumb whore is if she broke my heart, and in that case i'd stab her a few times and spit in her twat.

Babagirls 10-16-2005 11:18 PM

how romantic. :eek7

DeanCapture 10-16-2005 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by nofx
it's true

no one cares about being polite to women anymore.

the only reason I wouldnt be nice to some dumb whore is if she broke my heart, and in that case i'd stab her a few times and spit in her twat.

:1orglaugh

camouflaged123 10-16-2005 11:19 PM

yeah!! Who cares...:D

High Quality 10-16-2005 11:20 PM

At first I thought you said "I'd stab her a few times in the twat"

:lol

nofx 10-16-2005 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Babagirls
how romantic. :eek7

oh, you want a rose or something stupid and petty like that?

roses are for dumb materialistic girls. it's a fucking flower, like any other flower, whoop-de-doo. I can shit out something thats just as pretty, take me out to eat mexican food and give me an hour.

http://w3.goodnews.net/~kkrugh/rose/rose_de_rescht2.jpg

nofx 10-16-2005 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by High Quality
At first I thought you said "I'd stab her a few times in the twat"

:lol

sure, why not, great idea

a vagina with stab wounds doesnt seem like it would be too pleasing for the woman nor the man that wants to fuck her.

imagine how she would have to explain that one...

"yea...a few years ago I cheated on this guy I was going out with with his best friend and he got mad and stabbed me in the vagina six times because i'm a big twofaced whore. wanna go out with me?"

dunefield 10-16-2005 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by nofx
oh, you want a rose or something stupid and petty like that?

roses are for dumb materialistic girls. it's a fucking flower, like any other flower, whoop-de-doo. I can shit out something thats just as pretty, take me out to eat mexican food and give me an hour.

http://w3.goodnews.net/~kkrugh/rose/rose_de_rescht2.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

poppet 10-16-2005 11:48 PM

Gee, I can't IMAGINE what killed it.

MetaMan 10-16-2005 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by poppet
Gee, I can't IMAGINE what killed it.

S L U T S

it still exists, but only a certain type of woman gets it anymore.

nofx 10-17-2005 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by poppet
Gee, I can't IMAGINE what killed it.

I dont know what Stream Of Consciousness killed it...

but I do know that its fucking dead.

on another interesting note, how come women dont treat men like kings anymore? I want bitches to hold doors open for me and bring me gold and riches in hopes that I stick my penis in them. I NEVER see any women throwing their coat down over a puddle for a man to walk over. so why are men expected to be all lovey-dovey and so generous towards women?

poppet 10-17-2005 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by nofx
I dont know what Stream Of Consciousness killed it...

but I do know that its fucking dead.

on another interesting note, how come women dont treat men like kings anymore? I want bitches to hold doors open for me and bring me gold and riches in hopes that I stick my penis in them. I NEVER see any women throwing their coat down over a puddle for a man to walk over. so why are men expected to be all lovey-dovey and so generous towards women?

Talk about Scenes From A Memory....I highly doubt that women have expected any man to toss a coat down over a puddle these days. Jesus.

Endless Sacrifice is something that works on both ends of the spectrum. Unless both can give of themselves, the relationship is doomed.

8 Characters 10-17-2005 12:16 AM

It's all because of feminism. Sorry ladies, you dug your own graves.

amalekite 10-17-2005 03:04 AM

Chivalrous men require Virtuous women

When girls stop slutting around and fucking everything in sight...

...then the men will be knights in shining armor again

RIP feminism

nofx 10-17-2005 06:41 AM

bump for a valid point

poppet 10-17-2005 06:42 AM

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Originally Posted by nofx
bump for a valid point

And a bump for an invaild guy. :)

nofx 10-17-2005 06:43 AM

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Originally Posted by poppet
And a bump for an invaild guy. :)

please dont make me stab you woman

go bake me some cookies wench

poppet 10-17-2005 06:47 AM

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Originally Posted by nofx
please dont make me stab you woman

go bake me some cookies wench

Remember - don't piss off the cook. And be careful when eating almonds.

Danny_C 10-17-2005 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by nofx
on another interesting note, how come women dont treat men like kings anymore? I want bitches to hold doors open for me and bring me gold and riches in hopes that I stick my penis in them. I NEVER see any women throwing their coat down over a puddle for a man to walk over. so why are men expected to be all lovey-dovey and so generous towards women?

I have one of those... they're just hard to find.

Ordo 10-17-2005 07:49 AM

Chivalry began to die in the 70's when womens rights movements began placing women into the same categories as the men.

Sorry, women can't have their cake and eat it to.

You want me to do all the work in bed, go to work during the day, make me pay all the bills while you spend your money on "vacation stuff" while we are forced to leave our kids with nannies or babysitters so you can feel equal? Then when we are in our 50's wondering why our kids got hooked on crack or are in prison because both parents would rather work than pay attention to and love them, we can retire in our years of guilt.

On top of that, you want me to cater to yoru every need, open the door for you, pull out your chair AND pay the fucking tab?

Bitch, it's time for you to walk up to me, ask me out, pick my ass up, buy me dinner and hope I give you the pleasure of riding me for 10 minutes before you whine about a cramp so you can just lay there as usual.

Women have set themselves up to avoid their roles in life to feel more powerful and independent and used their pussies to get it done.

Abandon your kids to feel equal.
Compete with your husband to feel more powerful.
Use your tits and ass to get your positions in the professional world so us professional men can put up with your mood swings, temper tantrums and neurotic states of mind.

Why do we make more an hour than the women?

Because now we have to put up with them at work.

adultchica 10-17-2005 07:54 AM

Chivalry was dead a long time ago. Women have learned what ass holes men are, DUH.

And don't expect to get treated like a king, if you don't go down and munch on the cookie! No munching on the cookie, no cocksucking!
Women have learned a few tricks along the way.

nofx 10-17-2005 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by adultchica
And don't expect to get treated like a king, if you don't go down and munch on the cookie! No munching on the cookie, no cocksucking!
Women have learned a few tricks along the way.

oh thats hardly a problem

i'd eat a bitch out til my tounge fell out

nofx 10-17-2005 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Ordo
Chivalry began to die in the 70's when womens rights movements began placing women into the same categories as the men.

Sorry, women can't have their cake and eat it to.

You want me to do all the work in bed, go to work during the day, make me pay all the bills while you spend your money on "vacation stuff" while we are forced to leave our kids with nannies or babysitters so you can feel equal? Then when we are in our 50's wondering why our kids got hooked on crack or are in prison because both parents would rather work than pay attention to and love them, we can retire in our years of guilt.

On top of that, you want me to cater to yoru every need, open the door for you, pull out your chair AND pay the fucking tab?

Bitch, it's time for you to walk up to me, ask me out, pick my ass up, buy me dinner and hope I give you the pleasure of riding me for 10 minutes before you whine about a cramp so you can just lay there as usual.

Women have set themselves up to avoid their roles in life to feel more powerful and independent and used their pussies to get it done.

Abandon your kids to feel equal.
Compete with your husband to feel more powerful.
Use your tits and ass to get your positions in the professional world so us professional men can put up with your mood swings, temper tantrums and neurotic states of mind.

Why do we make more an hour than the women?

Because now we have to put up with them at work.


ladies and gentlemen, meet the correct state of mind

TheLegacy 10-17-2005 08:01 AM

Chivalry is another word for respect.

Treating someone with high regard and sincere caring for their well being. If it truly is dead, then that means that no men really care about their girl to the extent of considering their feelings and self worth more than their own.

Chivalry is not dead, its just morally wounded

gornyhuy 10-17-2005 08:01 AM

rentatroll motherfucker...

;)

nofx 10-17-2005 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by gornyhuy
rentatroll motherfucker...

;)

so are you trying to tell me you're pussywhipped ?


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