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Dagwolf 10-14-2005 10:49 PM

My rich uncle just died in a car crash in Nigeria...
 
Quote:

Dear Dagwolf.
I am Barrister.Akin Daniels,an attorney at law.I am the Personal Attorney to
Mr Nicolas Dagwolf ,a national of your country,who used to work with Mobil
Development Company in Nigeria.Herein after shall be referred to as my
client. On the 21st of April 2002,my client in company of his wife and three
kids were involved in a fatal car crash in Nigeria. All occupant of the
vehicle unfortunately lost their lives.Since then I have made several
enquires to your embassy to locate any of my clients extended relatives,this
has proved rather unsuccessful.I have therefore contacted you to assist in
repatriating the money and property left behind by my client before they get
confisticated or declared nserviceable by the bank in which his fund were
deposited.Since you share the same last name.
Particularly,the Bank where the deceased operated an account valued to the
tune of ($18 million US dollars) has issued me a notice to provide the next
of Kin or have the account revoked within the next ten official working
days. Since I have been nsuccessful in locating the relatives for over 2
years now I solicit your consent to present you as the next of kin of the
deceased since you both share the same last name so that the proceeds of his
account can be paid to you and then you and I can share the money to a ratio
of 6:4,meaning I take 60% and you'll get 40%.I have all the necessary legal
document that can be used to back up any claim we may make. All I require is
your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal through.I guarantee that
this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you
from any breach of the law.
Best Regards.
HERE IS MY PHONE NUMBER(234-803-82x54x6)
Barrister.Akin Daniels.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
I'm a little busy. Anyone else want to help this guy out?

(phone number changed to protect the mindless)

BV 10-14-2005 10:53 PM

I'd try to renegotiate a lower %


lol

rip raster 10-14-2005 10:58 PM

sorry to hear about your uncle ;)

dunefield 10-14-2005 11:00 PM

Cash In!!!!

Violetta 10-14-2005 11:07 PM

post the real phonenumber... Send the fbi on this guy!

BlueDesignStudios 10-14-2005 11:08 PM

what is it with nigeria & scams?

mouse 10-14-2005 11:13 PM

Hahahahaha

CybermedAndy 10-14-2005 11:42 PM

People are dropping dead left and right in Nigeria, leaving us with dozens of opportunities to cash in. :thumbsup

The rash of deaths began around 1997 or so if I recall correctly.

Webby 10-14-2005 11:49 PM

Just go there and take some money for the funeral.


Love the "my client in company of his wife and three kids were involved in a fatal car crash in Nigeria". Spoken like a true attorney... "kids" :winkwink:

LiveDose 10-14-2005 11:51 PM

Sounds like a once in a lifetime deal don't be dumb and pass on it! Good luck... :-P


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