Is Gmail down?
 

Anyone else? I get a server error, been like this for a few hours now...

down your throat like a big black penis... bitch. :1orglaugh

haven't had a problem all day

no problem here

:Oh crap :Oh crap :Oh crap

Funny... really...
:helpme

Not as funny as your hairy "wife/husband" or your shitty white trash tatoos, but hey...

jealousy is an ugly thing.... but it suits you.

Go pull the trigger, clown :1orglaugh

Or better yet, make it look like an accident, so your kids get some insurance.
It will be the only good thing you ever did for them.

shouldn't you be working? You gotta pay for that shit heap trailer you live in you know. I realize your rent is probly only $30 bucks a month on your 1 step up from a dumpster, but you gotta make a little extra to pay for your weeks worth of Top Ramen too.

It's Barcelona, clown. I'll let you know when I see a trailer around here, you hick.
Only Dumpster I can think of is your wife. First name Cum.

ahhhh... I've been to that shit hole. Worst vacation ever.

Yeah, when you are on a budget, and you are total white trash, pretty much every place is going to be a shithole :1orglaugh

with the exception of where I live. :)

I leave here and end up in disease ridden places like where you live. People like you come here and drive like fucking morons and disrupt my serenity.

Note the difference.

Also, I'm gonna start calling you El Conquistador from now on. It's funny and I like it.

Hmm, maybe I misread that, did you mean your wife, Bigfoot?
If so, I agree.

Yeah, thats the tricky part about living in a "paradise"... It gets boring after 20 minutes...

I bet you drink alot of sangria and go to those discos that are still stuck in the 70's don't you El Conquistador.... lol :1orglaugh

Well, see, the 70s were better than the 80s in any case, clown:
http://devsh0p.com/stuff/ampfaces001.jpg
http://devsh0p.com/stuff/bmw003.jpg

:1orglaugh

Btw, try working on your comebacks, that one was hardly worth my time...

don't know what you're laughin' at.... there's nothin' wrong with either one of those pics. :)

wasn't a comeback.... just an educated guess..... and I was right wasn't I. :1orglaugh

Again, below par...
You are gonna have to do better... You are starting to bore me...
It's never to early to hit the bottle you know...

oh trust me, the bottle was tapped by 8:30 am my little spanish olive. :thumbsup

What are those black straps for?

shoulder holster for my Ruger 9mm

Your chest kind of reminds me of my buttcrack.
Less the trashy tatoos.

at least I'm not a pussy that's too afriad to show myself.
Hide behind your keyboard punk.... it's where you belong. LOL :1orglaugh