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jimthefiend 10-12-2005 03:45 PM

Some African American just let his "dog" take a dump in my yard so I called the Cops.
 
Fucking hell.


I'm sitting on my couch minding my own damn business watching the movie "Crash". I paused it, hopped into the kitchen to grab a beer, a ham sandwich and to cut myself a line of meth. As I made my way back to the living room to resume watching my movie (on a system that is WAY fucking better than yours Amp) I happened to glance out the window and saw something SHOCKING. A negro, yes NEGRO was allowing his mutant hahahahahaha pit bull to defacate (sp?) on my freshly mown grass.


I called the police and reported the dude for trying to break into my car.

:thumbsup :thumbsup

jimthefiend 10-12-2005 03:46 PM

for "hahahahahaha" read: the n word


thanks

Evil Chris 10-12-2005 03:47 PM

get out much?

8 Characters 10-12-2005 03:48 PM

Here's a lesson in not using drugs for us all...

jimthefiend 10-12-2005 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 8 Characters
Here's a lesson in not using drugs for us all...


I agree totally. Im sure that negro person must have been all messed up to let his dog poop on a white mans yard like that.

Drugs are BAD.

escorpio 10-12-2005 03:52 PM

Don't you have a gun?

aztecvision 10-12-2005 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend

I called the police and reported the dude for trying to break into my car.

:thumbsup :thumbsup


lol, what a dick!

MadCat 10-12-2005 03:55 PM

Too much of a pussy to have confronted him?

jimthefiend 10-12-2005 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MadCat
Too much of a pussy to have confronted him?



Confront him? Are you fucking loony?

Black guy.
Pitbull.

Prolly had a "9" with crack laced bullets.

He coulda spit on me or something and gave me teh gey aids.






Im not STUPID dude.

dig420 10-12-2005 03:59 PM

haven't you been humiliated enough on this board? Go the fuck away.

jimthefiend 10-12-2005 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420
haven't you been humiliated enough on this board? Go the fuck away.

Make me you limp wristed, tree hugging, baby killing hippy.



Dude you are so beyond clueless that you've become cliche.




Howzabout you go smoke some more maryjewanna and burn your bra.

Faggot.



:)

High Quality 10-12-2005 04:03 PM

by line of meth I thinke he means bucket of rock.

dig420 10-12-2005 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend
Make me you limp wristed, tree hugging, baby killing hippy.



Dude you are so beyond clueless that you've become cliche.




Howzabout you go smoke some more maryjewanna and burn your bra.

Faggot.



:)

how about you brag about how much money you have so I can show you for the broke ass tweaker you really are. Again.

Your site is getting short on new dick pics, are you getting lazy or just cumming before you finish posting them up?

dig420 10-12-2005 04:08 PM

If I caught someone letting their dog take a shit in my yard, I would have went outside and had a word with him and maybe choked him out to emphasize my point.

Why do you wanna hide in your house and then come on the board and try to act like a tough guy?

dig420 10-12-2005 04:10 PM

one last thing before I've said all there is to say to you: If I was Todd I'd make you take my banner off, you fucking broke crank smoking sig whore. Maybe I'll talk to him and give you a reference.

jimthefiend 10-12-2005 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420
how about you brag about how much money you have so I can show you for the broke ass tweaker you really are. Again.

Your site is getting short on new dick pics, are you getting lazy or just cumming before you finish posting them up?




Are you actually as fucking dumb as you appear to be?


Scrape up the 150 for a camera yet noob? That offer is still open.

jimthefiend 10-12-2005 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420
If I caught someone letting their dog take a shit in my yard, I would have went outside and had a word with him and maybe choked him out to emphasize my point.

Why do you wanna hide in your house and then come on the board and try to act like a tough guy?




omfg


Yes, you ARE as dumb as you look.


I made it UP you imbecile.


It's called "satire" you brain dead ignoramouse. LOL put the bong DOWN.

dig420 10-12-2005 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend
Are you actually as fucking dumb as you appear to be?


Scrape up the 150 for a camera yet noob? That offer is still open.


http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=519793

hey crackhead, I posted the photos. So did you. You got owned. Put down the pipe.

btw - claiming that what do is satire is more credible when you're funny. You're just a tweaker with a big mouth, and nobody's laughing except you.

jimthefiend 10-12-2005 04:25 PM

Ok I had to go re-read that thread. I stopped paying attention after Loryn smacked you around. I was laughing too hard to bother much after that.


But thanks for reminding me. Dude, I asked you to make a simple fucking "I hate jimthefiend" sign and stick it next to something. Right THEN. I did it. I didnt ask you to take 4 hours googling up some pics of some dudes pad that you'd be lucky delivering a pizza to.


The simple fact man, is that you are a beligerent dipshit who REALLY needs to drop the whole rabid "kill the repubs" mentality and just shut THE FUCK UP from time to time.

You're a joke.




Big kiss.

jimthefiend 10-12-2005 04:32 PM

Gonna sandbag for one post.



Moron, the fact that you took this thread seriously and came in spoiling for a fight proves one thing:

You are a fucking clueless cretin with the intellectual capacity of a 5 year old child in a coma.

Just like I've said all along.






Gonna run out for a bit to exploit some minorities and go to my "Lets rig the next election too ha ha" meeting.




buh bye noob

Basic_man 10-12-2005 04:34 PM

You are a fuckin' racist man ... comon', not on the board...

PimpDaddyPants 10-12-2005 04:36 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

mahoney 10-12-2005 04:36 PM

Drugs are bad mmmmmmmk :1orglaugh
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emthree 10-12-2005 04:38 PM

I take shits in my neighbours lawns all the time.
You should go shit in his mailbox

dig420 10-12-2005 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend
Ok I had to go re-read that thread. I stopped paying attention after Loryn smacked you around. I was laughing too hard to bother much after that.


But thanks for reminding me. Dude, I asked you to make a simple fucking "I hate jimthefiend" sign and stick it next to something. Right THEN. I did it. I didnt ask you to take 4 hours googling up some pics of some dudes pad that you'd be lucky delivering a pizza to.


The simple fact man, is that you are a beligerent dipshit who REALLY needs to drop the whole rabid "kill the repubs" mentality and just shut THE FUCK UP from time to time.

You're a joke.




Big kiss.

And you're a lying asshole who constantly makes threads about how tough you are and how much money until you get called on it. When everybody finds you're full of shit, it's suddenly satire.

Also, I don't make fan signs. Get your dick pix from your webcam, like you usually do. You won't find many here.

BVF 10-12-2005 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend
Fucking hell.


I'm sitting on my couch minding my own damn business watching the movie "Crash". I paused it, hopped into the kitchen to grab a beer, a ham sandwich and to cut myself a line of meth. As I made my way back to the living room to resume watching my movie (on a system that is WAY fucking better than yours Amp) I happened to glance out the window and saw something SHOCKING. A negro, yes NEGRO was allowing his mutant hahahahahaha pit bull to defacate (sp?) on my freshly mown grass.


I called the police and reported the dude for trying to break into my car.

:thumbsup :thumbsup

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phonesex 10-12-2005 04:40 PM

you are the man

dig420 10-12-2005 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend
buh bye noob

I've been doing this since 97. I could buy your house, your mama and your broken down pickup with one month's income. I train in BJJ every day and never make threads about my make believe bar fights. You're such a loser that I'm afraid I'm getting the loser virus just replying to you.

You're so fucking pathetic it's almost a parody take on how to be white trash.

escorpio 10-12-2005 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420
You're so fucking pathetic it's almost a parody take on how to be white trash.

I think you're starting to get it. :winkwink:

jimthefiend 10-12-2005 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420
And you're a lying asshole who constantly makes threads about how tough you are and how much money until you get called on it. When everybody finds you're full of shit, it's suddenly satire.

Also, I don't make fan signs. Get your dick pix from your webcam, like you usually do. You won't find many here.




No dumbass, this THREAD was satire. Anyone with even basic reading comprehension skills understands that. Similiarly, anyone who KNOWS me is aware that while I AM in fact a republican, I do not fall victim to the bullshit stereotype that losers like YOU try to propitiate and paint ME with. I.e : I am not a poor, uneducated racist. The sooner you grasp that concept, the sooner I'll stop bitch slapping you.

And make no mistake you fucking pothead "pimp" wanna be; "bitch slapping you" is what I'm doing.

You really, truly are a dumb fuck.


Carry on.



LOL I'm sure you and BVF can have yourself a nice little "love in" tonight.





God I hate Liberals, thank the baby Jesus that Republicans run this Nation now, and for the forseeable future.

dig420 10-12-2005 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio
I think you're starting to get it. :winkwink:

http://www.theonion.com = parody

nofx - jimthefiend = offensive white trash saying nasty shit they really believe then running like a bitch from it when they get confronted.


http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=519793

Read this thread. Does that look like parody to you or somebody trying to pretend to be a hardcore street-fighting and incredibly wealthy dude?

jimthefiend 10-12-2005 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420
.

You're so fucking pathetic it's almost a parody take on how to be white trash.




No shit, that hurts. Cuts me to the quick in fact.



I really do gotta run now, we're out of benzine.

dig420 10-12-2005 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend
No shit, that hurts. Cuts me to the quick in fact.



I really do gotta run now, we're out of benzine.

yeah you go away now. ciao.

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dig420 10-12-2005 05:01 PM

hey crackhead, was it parody when you were claiming to have 40 paysites, making all that money? But you can't produce any? Were you parodizing us with your brilliant dopefiend humor when you claimed to have a giant house and 400 acres of prime timberland in Indiana?

I like the way you forgot to reg jimthefiend.com. Nobody would EVER forget to use the dashes in your domain.

jimthefiend 10-12-2005 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420
http://www.theonion.com = parody

nofx - jimthefiend = offensive white trash saying nasty shit they really believe then running like a bitch from it when they get confronted.


http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=519793

Read this thread. Does that look like parody to you or somebody trying to pretend to be a hardcore street-fighting and incredibly wealthy dude?




Actually the Onion is satire, not parody. But I wont abuse you for that mistake... (much)

After all you HAVE damaged your brain with marijuana.


Retard.

I am not nofx. You are an idiot, and I am off to the Titty Bar now.

















Oh btw, I AM rich compared to your lame hippy Burger King working fucking ass and I will beat YOU and 6 of your best freinds to DEATH simultaneously. Just say when.



Titty time.

escorpio 10-12-2005 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420
http://www.theonion.com = parody

nofx - jimthefiend = offensive white trash saying nasty shit they really believe then running like a bitch from it when they get confronted.


http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=519793

Read this thread. Does that look like parody to you or somebody trying to pretend to be a hardcore street-fighting and incredibly wealthy dude?

I'll agree that thread is not as transparent as this one but I think jim's posts are pretty easy to spot as someone creating a "board character."

jimthefiend 10-12-2005 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420
hey crackhead, was it parody when you were claiming to have 40 paysites, making all that money? But you can't produce any? Were you parodizing us with your brilliant dopefiend humor when you claimed to have a giant house and 400 acres of prime timberland in Indiana?

I like the way you forgot to reg jimthefiend.com. Nobody would EVER forget to use the dashes in your domain.




This, Ladies and Gentleman, is what "self ownage" looks like.












Btw dig? I fucked your mommy in the ass. She liked it. Pics coming soon.

ciao

dig420 10-12-2005 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend
This, Ladies and Gentleman, is what "self ownage" looks like.


Btw dig? I fucked your mommy in the ass. She liked it. Pics coming soon.

ciao

Admit it tweeker: You're a nobody, you have nothing. No money, no cars, no women. Just a website that doesn't make a dime but gives you an excuse to look at dicks all day long.

And if you ever put a hand on me, I'll choke you unconscious and beat you into a coma right on the spot.

dig420 10-12-2005 05:12 PM

We are arguing in what is essentially a BUSINESS forum, and the end result of BUSINESS should be success.


So, let's get it on.


I do well. VERY WELL. Let's compare.
---------------

Jimthefiends humor again. Where are the pix? The only thing I saw was a 20 yr old tv with a cardboard sign on top.

What are your sites?

dig420 10-12-2005 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio
I'll agree that thread is not as transparent as this one but I think jim's posts are pretty easy to spot as someone creating a "board character."

yeah he has a lot of threads claiming to be a big money playa that aren't very transparent it seems...

jimthefiend 10-12-2005 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420
Admit it tweeker: You're a nobody, you have nothing. No money, no cars, no women. Just a website that doesn't make a dime but gives you an excuse to look at dicks all day long.

And if you ever put a hand on me, I'll choke you unconscious and beat you into a coma right on the spot.


I'm like all into that erotic asphixiation stuff. You're giving me wood.


You got a webcam you little slut?

adultchica 10-12-2005 05:17 PM

Oh boys, it's time-out time. Go sit in the corner and suck your thumbs

jimthefiend 10-12-2005 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420

I do well. VERY WELL.



Yet you're still a petulant bitch who seems to have made the career decision to become my little puppy.

Kewl.



I mean it this time, I'm outta here. Youve already cut way too far into my drinking time you liberal douche.



Typical.

dig420 10-12-2005 05:33 PM

http://********************/fc33.htm

anyone remember this chick? Was she calling herself Marcella when she ran off with webmaster money a couple years ago?

reynold 10-12-2005 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend
Confront him? Are you fucking loony?

Black guy.
Pitbull.

Prolly had a "9" with crack laced bullets.

He coulda spit on me or something and gave me teh gey aids.






Im not STUPID dude.

You just made the right decision man; violence won't lead you to anything good. :winkwink:

MandyBlake 10-12-2005 05:45 PM

you're crazy. that is pretty fucked up that someone would do that though.

Webby 10-12-2005 05:54 PM

Another typical GFY thread...

God help us.

pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE 10-12-2005 06:44 PM

i cant believe people reply to troll threads

wtf

escorpio 10-12-2005 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420
http://********************/fc33.htm

anyone remember this chick? Was she calling herself Marcella when she ran off with webmaster money a couple years ago?

Stephanie M.

seeric 10-12-2005 06:54 PM

whats the status on this case?


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