Paris Hilton is better in bed than Mary-Kate Olsen.
 

Star has breaking news that Paris Hilton is better in bed than Mary-Kate Olsen. The grapevine has of course been slimed for weeks by reports that Mary-Kate's boyfriend billionaire Stavros Niarchos III was snapped up by Paris Hilton; wagging tongues say this is the multi-multi-millionaire version of women nastily grabbing for a sale item at Filene's Basement.
And it turns out that Herbie is fully loaded, with gossip. Lindsay Lohan was the blabbermouth who told Mark-Kate that Paris and Stavros started heating things up over the summer, when Paris was still engaged to the other Paris and Stavros was still dating Mary-Kate.

The treachery and betrayal is all the uglier that Paris and Paris and Mary-Kate and Stavros had double-dated. Paris of course only uses the finest gold-plated cutlery when stabbing a friend in the back, but it hurts just the same. Word is that Mary-Kate cries on the phone every day to Lindsay, for all the good it will do her.

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Mary-Kate must be absolutely AWFUL in bed... I've seen the paris video, and would have to pass on that.

I bet she gives good head ;)

seriously.... who cares...

this is like days of our lives..

nobody gives a fuck about paris unless she is fucking and sucking on film

please post that on a soap boad. we wana see naked pics and hear about porn

when paris and mary kate dyke out i might start to care about either...

Soap boad :winkwink: :warning

as for me they're those kind of sexually attractive women...

Well, I am sure Paris has had a lot more experience that Mary Kate, since she's fucked everyone in Hollywood.

A threesome is definitely in order...

we want to see pics here.

pics pics will tell the story

no problem doing both of them at the same time

this thread needs more pics.

we need a Mary Kate sex vid! :)

But she is a bit skinny though!

Paris definitely has the experience... :pimp :upsidedow

I met the twins for a few minutes a year ago, and they are so tiny..like 5 feet tops. Didn't find any sexual urge. I'll take Paris.

.. and you felt the need to tell us this because???

Gossip rox :-)

what ^^ said :2 cents:

:smokin

mary kate is what 18

unless Paris has another sex tape, who gives a shit about this crap
:2 cents:

SO glad I know now :) Gotta tell Mary-Kate now

Eh. I'd fuck em all just so I could say I did. Or, so I could post it on GFY.

damn paris has been with tons of men

Paris should stay away from Greek men and start hanging out with white trash like herself

Paris = fine for me.

Yeah, I bet you'd pass on fucking Paris Hilton. Classic GFY :1orglaugh

maybe Mary-Kate will get Ashely to have a 3 some w/ this guy, film it and release it on the internet to get him back? That would rock.

LOL... that's sad

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Paris has had more practice.

Paris has that look to her: She knows she's a freak in bed and I'd bet she'd be as open as any woman for getting downright dutty (besides being videotaped... been there, done that)

who the fuck cares?

women should stop reading magazines, it is bad for their head.

gossip gossip gossip, who the fuck cares about what other people are doing?

wow a celeb, who the fuck cares they are still humans.

True .. but you read it too.

uh no......

and alot more infections too, let's not forget about that.

OMG this girl is everywhere!!!! Ok, I admit I read the garbage but can someone PLEASE tell me what she's done that's so great? :helpme

exactly!!!so damn true!

The National Inquirer right here on GFY.

Imagine. :D

why did you thougth it was important to post that here?....

gimmie an olson anyday, fuck that, I've already fucked that!!



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all ugly bitches, ugh

:1orglaugh good point

Paris is nice :)

Wow, yet another deep post.

you met paris ?

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