I'm eating a $100 bag of popcorn right now (pic)
 

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i ate those big cans full once... all three flavors... puked puked and puked some more.. i didnt want to live after that.. so much pain... not even gonna go into details about shit time... :( never again will i attempt it :Oh crap

One Question: Why?

I'm trying to pace myself. I hate puking.

Why what?

That would go stale on me so fast..

chew them really well... or else it will hurt on its way out :(

I'm not going to eat the whole bag in one sitting. This'll last me at least a month. :)

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you paid 100$ for popcorn? it'll be stale by the time you get half way through it... not to mention that piece of the corn skin that get stuck in the back of your teeth. i hate that =(

oh... :1orglaugh

i did it in one sitting... it was much smaller, about 5 gallon can of it: cheese,caramel, and regular flavor if i remember right.... it was very painful

You should have stolen a tank of soda to wash it down.

I am saddened by the fact that you didn't read The Shoehorn Chronicles about how the popcorn was obtained. :Oh crap

How big is it ? I cant picture a 100 buck bag of popcorn. lol

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YARGH! It's a nice, I like, HIGH FIVE!

Actually, at this movie theater, they have pop machines in the back that no one works at, so if you get thirsty you can put your face under the thing and drink all you want. :thumbsup

But we usually just bring beer in with us.

Hmm, the bag is about 30" in diameter and about 2 1/2 feet high. :2 cents:

why not just take a cup with you? :1orglaugh

Mr. Shoetree, Tony and I sometimes enjoy a movie with Brenda and Beatrice. Last time we took them out the whole movie evning cost us $37.62. Tony and I are willing to buy that bag of popcorn off you, if you are interested please email us at [email protected]. Thank you kind sir.

How bout a quick summary, i'm lazy.

i fuckin hate popcorn

Even all greasy from the popcorn butter we couldn't wrap ourselves around Shoehorn's monstrous tube steak.

This was an awesome story Mr.Shoehorn. Alex, and I pulled some similarly zany antics in Toronto. We could never get Neil to play along though.

We usually bring beer. But if I do get thirsty for a non beer beverage, I just ask if I can smaple some popcorn to see how salty it is, they give me the sample in a small drink cup, and I fill that. :winkwink:

Holy crap thats big! :helpme

If I had a dollar for every girl that said that to me I'd have like 3 dollars. You just made me dollar number 3, and I can go buy a ice cream float. Thanks cupcake. :winkwink:

Why were you in detroit?

I bet you are fat as hell shoe! hehe

I was born and raised in Michigan and I haven't gone back to Hawaii yet. Just raising hell and trying to enjoy a season I haven't seen in 5 years. :)

You know that big blueberry on that chocolate movie? Thats me only more tan. :Oh crap

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You took the words from my mind :upsidedow

or under your tongue.... :(