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Paul Waters 10-10-2005 02:53 PM

The Weather - WTF???
 
Cat 5 Hurricanes.

Major Earthquake in Pakistan/India /Afghanistan.

Major floods in New Hampshire.

Early and nasty winter storms in Denver.

Melting of polar ice caps.

I know the learned, FOX watching, scholars of GFY will attribute this simply to normal weather cycles.

I am not so sure. I am an atheist, but the Revelation born again Fundies must be having an epiphony.

I fear major parts of this planet are going to become unable to support human life. Where are the people in those areas going to go?

Best-In-BC 10-10-2005 02:54 PM

lol, yea things seem to be coming down around us :1orglaugh

Poland 10-10-2005 02:54 PM

space colonies. :upsidedow

Wiggles 10-10-2005 03:24 PM

we should colonize the moon, i'll go buy it from the U.S. ;)

Paul Waters 10-10-2005 04:55 PM

I am watching the American response in Pakistan.

Much better than in New Orleans. In less than two days relief is being delivered. Bush seems to be on the job.

I guess allies in Bush's wars count for more than poor Americans.

Dennis Rodman 10-10-2005 05:00 PM

thanks God that no one was arounds when the earth was beginnin. if you had seen what the fuck happened then cataclysmic volcanoes; ice ages; floods; asteroids and cometz impactz; fuck everyone would have thpught this fucker was doomed. now looks what happened? a cupple of fish find their way outta the water and a few thousand years lata we all wanna fuck each otha in the ass and we are willin to pay for it. shut the fux up yo and get with it. the earf aintz goin nowhere. this is normal shit. stop cryin and go back to school

BIIATCH

Spunky 10-10-2005 05:02 PM

Mother nature sure has been a bitch lately

StickyGreen 10-10-2005 05:02 PM

google the "12th planet" or "planet x..."

Paul Waters 10-10-2005 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dennis Rodman
thanks God that no one was arounds when the earth was beginnin. if you had seen what the fuck happened then cataclysmic volcanoes; ice ages; floods; asteroids and cometz impactz; fuck everyone would have thpught this fucker was doomed. now looks what happened? a cupple of fish find their way outta the water and a few thousand years lata we all wanna fuck each otha in the ass and we are willin to pay for it. shut the fux up yo and get with it. the earf aintz goin nowhere. this is normal shit. stop cryin and go back to school

BIIATCH

And what do you do at FOX?

KRL 10-10-2005 05:04 PM

The earths magnetic field is weakening at the poles. This occurs as the earth transistions into a polar reversal. North becomes South and South will become North. This happens every 700,000 years. Read this and then say your prayers.

Are the magentic poles about to reverse.

Scientists believe the Earth?s magnetic poles may be about to reverse themselves - an event that would undoubtedly plunge the world into turmoil, some say complete catastrophe.

Turbulent Vortices

A report in the Sunday Times of London (12 th January 2003) says that research carried out by Nils Olsen of the Center for Planetary Science in Denmark warns of vast changes now occurring deep in the Earth?s core. It is here that our mysterious magnetic field is thought to be controlled from. Swirling vortices of molten matter affect the level of the magnetic field above the surface of the Earth. Once in awhile these vortices become so turbulent they trigger a complete reversal in the magnetic field. On average this usually occurs once every 750,000 years. Scientists say the next such reversal is now long overdue.

Certain consequences

When it comes to the consequences of such an event we have little idea what to expect. The last reversal over three quarters of a million years ago left us no eye witness accounts and we can only speculate what the effects might be. However certain consequences are beyond doubt. All electrically operated equipment would find it difficult to function. Vast storms would bring spectacular if highly terrifying displays of thunder and lightning. Seismic and volcanic activity would also increase quite dramatically.

Best Case Scenario.

Will not occur for a thousand years.

Relatively benign event.

Compasses become confused

Migrating birds become disorientated.

Whales and dolphins cannot navigate

Light damage to electrical equipment.

Little upset to world in general.

Worst case scenario

Could occur at any moment.

Complete catastrophe

Massive volcanic eruptions

Huge earthquakes

Millions die from radiation sickness

Failure of all electrical devices

Civilisation substantially threatened.

Harmful radiation

One of the greatest fears however is that during a polar reversal the strength of the Earth?s magnetic field would fall to such an extent that it would allow harmful solar rays to penetrate to the surface. This would have a profound effect on all living matter. While the Earth?s atmosphere might shield out some of this harmful radiation, the consequences of a diminished magnetic field are very grave indeed. Unprotected from the suns radiation crops would fail, animals would die, and humans fall prone to deadly cancers.

Within a whisker.

Some believe that during the immense catastrophe in South East Asia following a category 9 Earthquake close to the island of Sumatra in December 2004 , that the world came close to a full polar reversal. Whatever the truth it is widely accepted that the power of the earthquake was enough to cause the Earth to wobble on its axis. Not the best of news when you consider that the world is hopelessly unbalanced and would not require much force to turn it over. In fact ancient records say this has happened many times already.


From a book on the subject:

In 2012 the next polar reversal will take place on earth. This means that the North Pole will be changed into the South Pole. Scientifically this can only be explained by the fact that the earth will start rotating in the opposite direction, together with a huge disaster of unknown proportions.

In my books I reveal the immense cataclysm that is going to torment the earth in the near future. It is presently assumed by most people and the general scientific world at large, that the rotation of the Earth is stable, however, as expounded in my previous works on this subject, this is not the case. The gruesome reports of the previous catastrophes should, hopefully, be clear to all.

The historical exploration of cosmology in previous books is founded on the translation of hieroglyphs, cracking of codes, unveiling of the magnetic reversal of the sun, study of old maps, decoding of astronomical clues, geological research, and the discovery of the most exciting archaeological find in modern times.
Considering these I came to the following conclusions:

1. With clock-like regularity, sudden reversals and pole shifts are natural to the Earth. The result is worldwide destruction, and is supported by paleo-magnetic evidence and early manuscripts.
2. The reversal of the poles is attributed to the harmonic cycle of the magnetic fields of the sun.
3. Polar reversals can be calculated precisely on the basis of the sunspot cycle theory or the magnetic field theory, which the Maya and the Old Egyptians were privy to. These secrets are contained in the Labyrinth of Hawara, a huge complex consisting of three thousand rooms.

I explained abundantly clearly that life after a polar reversal is nothing but horror, pure unimaginable horror. All securities you presently have at hand, like - amongst others - food, transport, and medicines, will have disappeared in one big blow, dissolved into nothingness. As will our complete civilization. It cannot be more horrifying than this; worse than the worst nightmare. More destructive than a nuclear war in which the entire global arsenal of nuclear weapons has been deployed in one blow. Are you grasping the facts?

The earth will be subjected to total destruction. It will be many times worse than my description. Terrible hunger, cold and pain, and more will rule your daily life: without hope of a quick recovery, because all knowledge and resources will have been completely destroyed. That will be the reality of your daily life after the forthcoming polar reversal. And it is in this scenario you will have to try to survive.

fetishblog 10-10-2005 05:04 PM

Who cares. If we all die, so the fuck what, we'll be dead. It won't matter. :)

StickyGreen 10-10-2005 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRL
The earths magnetic field is weakening at the poles. This occurs as the earth transistions into a polar reversal. North becomes South and South will become North. This happens every 700,000 years. Read this and then say your prayers.

Are the magentic poles about to reverse.

Scientists believe the Earth?s magnetic poles may be about to reverse themselves - an event that would undoubtedly plunge the world into turmoil, some say complete catastrophe.

Turbulent Vortices

A report in the Sunday Times of London (12 th January 2003) says that research carried out by Nils Olsen of the Center for Planetary Science in Denmark warns of vast changes now occurring deep in the Earth?s core. It is here that our mysterious magnetic field is thought to be controlled from. Swirling vortices of molten matter affect the level of the magnetic field above the surface of the Earth. Once in awhile these vortices become so turbulent they trigger a complete reversal in the magnetic field. On average this usually occurs once every 750,000 years. Scientists say the next such reversal is now long overdue.

Certain consequences

When it comes to the consequences of such an event we have little idea what to expect. The last reversal over three quarters of a million years ago left us no eye witness accounts and we can only speculate what the effects might be. However certain consequences are beyond doubt. All electrically operated equipment would find it difficult to function. Vast storms would bring spectacular if highly terrifying displays of thunder and lightning. Seismic and volcanic activity would also increase quite dramatically.

Best Case Scenario.

Will not occur for a thousand years.

Relatively benign event.

Compasses become confused

Migrating birds become disorientated.

Whales and dolphins cannot navigate

Light damage to electrical equipment.

Little upset to world in general.

Worst case scenario

Could occur at any moment.

Complete catastrophe

Massive volcanic eruptions

Huge earthquakes

Millions die from radiation sickness

Failure of all electrical devices

Civilisation substantially threatened.

Harmful radiation

One of the greatest fears however is that during a polar reversal the strength of the Earth?s magnetic field would fall to such an extent that it would allow harmful solar rays to penetrate to the surface. This would have a profound effect on all living matter. While the Earth?s atmosphere might shield out some of this harmful radiation, the consequences of a diminished magnetic field are very grave indeed. Unprotected from the suns radiation crops would fail, animals would die, and humans fall prone to deadly cancers.

Within a whisker.

Some believe that during the immense catastrophe in South East Asia following a category 9 Earthquake close to the island of Sumatra in December 2004 , that the world came close to a full polar reversal. Whatever the truth it is widely accepted that the power of the earthquake was enough to cause the Earth to wobble on its axis. Not the best of news when you consider that the world is hopelessly unbalanced and would not require much force to turn it over. In fact ancient records say this has happened many times already.


From a book on the subject:

In 2012 the next polar reversal will take place on earth. This means that the North Pole will be changed into the South Pole. Scientifically this can only be explained by the fact that the earth will start rotating in the opposite direction, together with a huge disaster of unknown proportions.

In my books I reveal the immense cataclysm that is going to torment the earth in the near future. It is presently assumed by most people and the general scientific world at large, that the rotation of the Earth is stable, however, as expounded in my previous works on this subject, this is not the case. The gruesome reports of the previous catastrophes should, hopefully, be clear to all.

The historical exploration of cosmology in previous books is founded on the translation of hieroglyphs, cracking of codes, unveiling of the magnetic reversal of the sun, study of old maps, decoding of astronomical clues, geological research, and the discovery of the most exciting archaeological find in modern times.
Considering these I came to the following conclusions:

1. With clock-like regularity, sudden reversals and pole shifts are natural to the Earth. The result is worldwide destruction, and is supported by paleo-magnetic evidence and early manuscripts.
2. The reversal of the poles is attributed to the harmonic cycle of the magnetic fields of the sun.
3. Polar reversals can be calculated precisely on the basis of the sunspot cycle theory or the magnetic field theory, which the Maya and the Old Egyptians were privy to. These secrets are contained in the Labyrinth of Hawara, a huge complex consisting of three thousand rooms.

I explained abundantly clearly that life after a polar reversal is nothing but horror, pure unimaginable horror. All securities you presently have at hand, like - amongst others - food, transport, and medicines, will have disappeared in one big blow, dissolved into nothingness. As will our complete civilization. It cannot be more horrifying than this; worse than the worst nightmare. More destructive than a nuclear war in which the entire global arsenal of nuclear weapons has been deployed in one blow. Are you grasping the facts?

The earth will be subjected to total destruction. It will be many times worse than my description. Terrible hunger, cold and pain, and more will rule your daily life: without hope of a quick recovery, because all knowledge and resources will have been completely destroyed. That will be the reality of your daily life after the forthcoming polar reversal. And it is in this scenario you will have to try to survive.

yea...the pole shift...we're gonna be fucked sometime soon...

StickyGreen 10-10-2005 05:08 PM

read this: http://www.zetatalk.com/poleshft/p00.htm

KRL 10-10-2005 05:09 PM

According to some geologists and scientists, we are in the middle of a deadly 11,500 year cycle when the ice age comes back. The start of the cycle is marked with Polar reversal, super volcanic activities, massive earthquakes, Tsunamis and nasty hurricanes. 11, 500 years back, the last ice age happened and what we have started experiencing ? all happened.

In the last one year the earth experienced the largest three earthquakes in the last two hundred years. The under water volcanoes and earthquakes have gone up 88% over the last three years. The continental earthquakes have gone up by 62% during the same time frame. The rate of increase of these earthquakes and volcanoes when drawn against time is staggering.

We are experiencing hurricanes and storms like never seen before in recorded history. The intensity of these storms in the Pacific and Atlantic oceans are increasing exponentially.

A simulation model monitoring the recent seismic disturbances ? earthquakes and volcanoes show extreme disturbance in the outer and inner core of the earth. The interaction of the inner core and the rest of the earth cause the electromagnetic properties of the earth. The ongoing polar reversal is accelerating and will eventually have reverse polarity in North and South pole. According to the simulation model, the earth?s inner core and outer core is going through some serious disturbances. That in turn is influencing the viscous semi fluid mantle. When that happens, the convection within mantle increases substantially. That is also influenced by solar polar reversal. In our modern age we have not experienced a simultaneous solar and terrestrial polar reversal. Between now and 2012, these disturbances will keep increasing making earth?s crust and tectonic plates very disturbed causing severe volcanoes and earthquakes.

Funbrunette 10-10-2005 05:10 PM

Mother Nature is pissed off!!!!! :Oh crap

Alex 10-10-2005 05:12 PM

Nothing new here.

ITs still 95+ degrees in the middle of october, with it only getting hotter.

KRL 10-10-2005 05:14 PM

Watch the interactive illustration of a pole reversal on the left side of this page.

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/magnetic/reversals.html

KRL 10-10-2005 05:18 PM

And when the field weakens to the point where we lose the shiled that protects us all from deadly solar gamma and x-rays, television, radio, and the electrical grids will no longer function.

The magnetite in our minds will be off balance as well and we won't be able to keep our balance.

Cancer will develop in most every living creature.

Paul Waters 10-10-2005 05:19 PM

Y'all have convinced me that it is time to smoke a fat doobie.

:thumbsup

steffie 10-10-2005 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRL
The earths magnetic field is weakening at the poles. This occurs as the earth transistions into a polar reversal. North becomes South and South will become North. This happens every 700,000 years. Read this and then say your prayers.

I read about that a few years ago. I thought this was pretty interesting. Do I believe it, oh heck I don't know. You can't get anything out of the govnmt..

sunshynevideo 10-10-2005 05:38 PM

interesting shit.... too much for the brain right now tho.

pornmonger 10-10-2005 05:41 PM

Of course, poor black americans in new orleans barely contribute to the economy. Payroll nationally only fell by 35,000 in September after Katrina. What that data shows is that out of the population of 1.2 million in new orleans only 35,000 were able and willing to work but couldn't find work. The rest were unable and unwilling so they were not included in the unemployment number.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051009/...NlYwMlJVRPUCUl

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Waters
I am watching the American response in Pakistan.

Much better than in New Orleans. In less than two days relief is being delivered. Bush seems to be on the job.

I guess allies in Bush's wars count for more than poor Americans.


bhutocracy 10-10-2005 05:50 PM

if pole reversal happens every 750,000 years im not that worried... If the dinosaurs managed to survive 200 pole reversals then I'm sure we can although of course I hope im not around for it just in case :)

reynold 10-10-2005 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dennis Rodman
thanks God that no one was arounds when the earth was beginnin. if you had seen what the fuck happened then cataclysmic volcanoes; ice ages; floods; asteroids and cometz impactz; fuck everyone would have thpught this fucker was doomed. now looks what happened? a cupple of fish find their way outta the water and a few thousand years lata we all wanna fuck each otha in the ass and we are willin to pay for it. shut the fux up yo and get with it. the earf aintz goin nowhere. this is normal shit. stop cryin and go back to school

BIIATCH

Wo, your mind travels beyond what this board expects man. :1orglaugh


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