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AaronM 10-10-2005 01:21 AM

WTF is this? (PICS)
 
Yeah, I know it's a spider. Any idea what kind? It's at least 1 inch wide and God knows how many inches it can stretch out to. If it helps any, it lives in SoCal.

http://ampcontent.com/Pickz/Spider001.jpg
http://ampcontent.com/Pickz/Spider002.jpg
http://ampcontent.com/Pickz/Spider003.jpg

elitetec 10-10-2005 01:25 AM

the itsy bitsy

StickyGreen 10-10-2005 01:28 AM

damn that's a scary lookin' fucker...

Stacey_JoinRightNow 10-10-2005 01:29 AM

I guess part of the tarantula family... Im not sure!

Alky 10-10-2005 01:31 AM

looks like an orb weaver

AaronM 10-10-2005 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alky
looks like an orb weaver


Yep....It could be.

http://images.google.com/images?sour...n&q=orb+weaver

AaronM 10-10-2005 01:37 AM

"The commonly seen Garden Orb Weavers are 2 - 3 cm (female) or 1.5 - 2 cm (male) in body length. Most are stout, reddish-brown or grey spiders with a leaf-shaped pattern on their fat, roughly triangular abdomens, which also have two noticeable humps towards the front. They sometimes have a dorsal stripe which may be white or brown edged with white."


That pretty much sums it up.....But they forgot to mention the "Scary looking mother fucker" part.

Alky 10-10-2005 01:42 AM

yea supposedly they are pretty tame, but im not trying to find out. i walked into one of their webs one time, it was all over my head... i about freaked the fuck out.

AaronM 10-10-2005 01:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alky
yea supposedly they are pretty tame, but im not trying to find out.


My thoughts exactly. With my luck, if I fuck with it thinking it's safe then the fucker will turn out to be something else and not as friendly.

phonesex 10-10-2005 01:45 AM

yeah, lunch

Zuzana Designs 10-10-2005 01:45 AM

run and don't look fuckin back

graphical x 10-10-2005 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alky
looks like an orb weaver

Nice name. Might make for a great domain name... orbweaver.com

Huggles 10-10-2005 01:55 AM

Hey Aaron


There is only one spider I am truely disgusted by. It's a certain jumping spider in Costa Rica. I have no idea what it's actually called, but I had a few encounters with these bastards. They are about the size of a... uhh.... between the size of an American quarter and a Canadian toonie. They can jump across rooms and stick to almost any surface they land on, including your FACE!


I swear to god I had one of those fxckers jump on my head/neck a couple times. I remember the housekeeper laughing at me because I was running in terror from a couple of them in my room. I couldn't squash them because they would just jump at my face.

Tylo 10-10-2005 01:58 AM

I hate spiders!! you suck Aaron

Chio 10-10-2005 01:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Huggles
Hey Aaron


There is only one spider I am truely disgusted by. It's a certain jumping spider in Costa Rica. I have no idea what it's actually called, but I had a few encounters with these bastards. They are about the size of a... uhh.... between the size of an American quarter and a Canadian toonie. They can jump across rooms and stick to almost any surface they land on, including your FACE!


I swear to god I had one of those fxckers jump on my head/neck a couple times. I remember the housekeeper laughing at me because I was running in terror from a couple of them in my room. I couldn't squash them because they would just jump at my face.


FUUUUUUUUCK! I was planning on buying some property down there. I really hate spiders, now I'm gonna have nightmares.

You've officially creeped me out.

Rebecca Love 10-10-2005 02:00 AM

What is this??? First giant ants, now SPIDERS!!!! We need to call pest control. GFY is infested. :helpme

Huggles 10-10-2005 02:06 AM

To be honest, it was only a problem in one particular house, and then, only seemed to be a problem in my room. :mad:


I know people living there right now with 0 bug problems. The house in question had a big grassy field and a bunch of trees behind it. Spider breeding grounds. :disgust

AaronM 10-10-2005 02:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zuzanadesign
run and don't look fuckin back


Amen to that. :thumbsup


http://ampcontent.com/Pickz/Spider004.jpg
http://ampcontent.com/Pickz/Spider005.jpg

SmokeyTheBear 10-10-2005 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by graphical x
Nice name. Might make for a great domain name... orbweaver.com

Orb Weaver New Media Development was started in 1995. i.e. orbweaver.com

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 10-10-2005 02:12 AM

He looks pretty kool:)

Turboface 10-10-2005 02:12 AM

I hate spiders, but they seem to like me.

I had one of those little bastards bite me in the cheek when I was sleeping, a couple years ago. It sucked, bigtime.

Here's a pic of one that decided to set up shop around here recently.

http://www.turboface.com/misc/spider1.jpg

:Oh crap

Ace-wtf 10-10-2005 02:16 AM

nice pics,

it will keep you house fly free :thumbsup

AaronM 10-10-2005 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ
He looks pretty kool:)


Well, since you like him....I can deliver this one plus probably a dozen more to you tomorrow.

Lev 10-10-2005 02:40 AM

I fucked it

JFK 10-10-2005 02:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM
"The commonly seen Garden Orb Weavers are 2 - 3 cm (female) or 1.5 - 2 cm (male) in body length. Most are stout, reddish-brown or grey spiders with a leaf-shaped pattern on their fat, roughly triangular abdomens, which also have two noticeable humps towards the front. They sometimes have a dorsal stripe which may be white or brown edged with white."


That pretty much sums it up.....But they forgot to mention the "Scary looking mother fucker" part.

But they forgot to mention the "Scary looking mother fucker" part.[/QUOTE]

Yes, we must'nt forget the proper Scientific terminology :Oh crap

The Ghost 10-10-2005 03:21 AM

Charlotte???

reynold 10-10-2005 04:39 AM

Good thing these creatures never grew as large as cows. :(

Tim 10-10-2005 08:51 AM

No idea - great shots though :thumbsup

WiredGuy 10-10-2005 08:55 AM

Those pics sent shivers down my spine!
WG

DonX 10-10-2005 08:56 AM

Yeah, I think they call it "One Scary Looking Mother Fucker"

BigCashCrew 10-10-2005 08:58 AM

Looks like something you'd find in your basement in the PNW? lol

Rinaldo 10-10-2005 08:58 AM

Great shots

Funbrunette 10-10-2005 09:07 AM

EeK! I hate those damn things!!!! :disgust

fris 10-10-2005 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM
Yeah, I know it's a spider. Any idea what kind? It's at least 1 inch wide and God knows how many inches it can stretch out to. If it helps any, it lives in SoCal.

http://ampcontent.com/Pickz/Spider001.jpg
http://ampcontent.com/Pickz/Spider002.jpg
http://ampcontent.com/Pickz/Spider003.jpg


where are the 2257 docs?

Dalai lama 10-10-2005 09:34 AM

he's kinda scary

HAPPYPEEKERS 10-10-2005 09:35 AM

You take the best pictures... It was great seeing you in Vegas
xoxo

PimpDaddyPants 10-10-2005 09:37 AM

yep its a orb weaver

Manowar 10-10-2005 09:37 AM

damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

u-Bob 10-10-2005 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by graphical x
Nice name. Might make for a great domain name... orbweaver.com

Creation Date: 22-jan-1996

loverboy 10-10-2005 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phonesex
yeah, lunch

you need some :helpme

:smokin

Doctor Dre 10-10-2005 09:40 AM

Nice pics ;) Looks a bit scary ... I wouldn't toutch it !

P.S. Nice quote in your sig

Sosa 10-10-2005 09:41 AM

that thing is ugly

abcdwebkate 10-10-2005 09:46 AM

Spiders are powerful beings.

Matt Collins 10-10-2005 09:49 AM

Ugh Spiders! Really Cool pics!

Matt

Elli 10-10-2005 09:50 AM

Tell us what the bite looks like the next day. It'll help for identification purposes. ;)

axelcat 10-10-2005 09:51 AM

spiders scare the shit out of me

Orga 10-10-2005 10:02 AM

Nice pics!!!

tony286 10-10-2005 10:03 AM

imagine waking up to that on face lol

pornpf69 10-10-2005 10:17 AM

awesome pics!

sickkittens 10-10-2005 10:19 AM

Play with it for alittle. All creatures need attention.


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