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MadCat 10-09-2005 12:47 PM

Huge Bug Found in Pool - What the hell is it? (SEE PICS)
 
Things was dead and drowned in my pool. I live in Southern California, but I've never seen one of these. Is it some kind of super ant? A mutant grasshopper?

Here's a closeup of the head...

http://img77.imageshack.us/img77/8886/3247708hd.jpg

And here's a shot for scale...

http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/9730/3247744ap.jpg

8 Characters 10-09-2005 12:48 PM

looks like some kind of super queen ant bloated and ready to kill you

PimpDaddyPants 10-09-2005 12:48 PM

I believe its a very large Katydid they are found in southern areas. they eat plants and fruit etc.

Libertine 10-09-2005 12:49 PM

Mars attacks.

Manowar 10-09-2005 12:49 PM

thats just plain creepy

Katsondaprowl 10-09-2005 12:49 PM

Oh hell no! If I saw that shit I would run my ass off. WTF is that thing?

It looks like a cross between an ant and a grasshopper, that's the scariest thing I've seen in months.

Theo 10-09-2005 12:49 PM

wtf is that? never seen such thing

abyss_al 10-09-2005 12:50 PM

thats a potato bug...

they live underground... these bugs randomly get a tumor, and when they do, their senses tell them to go find water... so they come up from underground in search of water and always wind up dead in puddles or in pools

:thumbsup

Sarah_Jayne 10-09-2005 12:51 PM

Sad thing is both shots look like the photographer has porn shoot experience.

Dennis Rodman 10-09-2005 12:52 PM

dat looks like my slave owna cracka great, great ant Phannie Phifa from Philadelphia yo

MadCat 10-09-2005 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by abyss_al
thats a potato bug...

they live underground... these bugs randomly get a tumor, and when they do, their senses tell them to go find water... so they come up from underground in search of water and always wind up dead in puddles or in pools

:thumbsup

Really? Is this thing the super queen or something ?

8 Characters 10-09-2005 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarah_webinc
Sad thing is both shots look like the photographer has porn shoot experience.

You're right :1orglaugh

SomeCreep 10-09-2005 12:53 PM

http://arnica.csustan.edu/photos/ani...tato_bug_3.jpg

dirtydesignz 10-09-2005 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarah_webinc
Sad thing is both shots look like the photographer has porn shoot experience.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Your right, they do!

8 Characters 10-09-2005 12:54 PM

I think the potato bug theory has something in it..

http://www.potatobugs.com/pix/images/potatobug_14.jpg

Sarah_Jayne 10-09-2005 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MadCat
Really? Is this thing the super queen or something ?

http://www.potatobugs.com/ - you can even get potato bug t-shirts, apparently

MadCat 10-09-2005 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarah_webinc
Sad thing is both shots look like the photographer has porn shoot experience.

http://www.gfyboard.com/images/icons/1bluewinky.gif

The Duck 10-09-2005 12:55 PM

Now thats a bigass bug :)

8 Characters 10-09-2005 12:56 PM

Here's a cute potato bug:

http://www.ccmuseum.org/KidsPages/potatobug.jpg

Sarah_Jayne 10-09-2005 12:56 PM

Q: Do potato bugs bite?
A: They gnaw.


lol lol

abyss_al 10-09-2005 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MadCat
Really? Is this thing the super queen or something ?


no.. they all look like that :upsidedow

Mutt 10-09-2005 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by abyss_al
thats a potato bug...

they live underground... these bugs randomly get a tumor, and when they do, their senses tell them to go find water... so they come up from underground in search of water and always wind up dead in puddles or in pools

awwwwww that's sad.

Aly 10-09-2005 12:57 PM

aaw... Poor little thing. :(

MadCat 10-09-2005 12:58 PM

so, do they bite ?

NickRac 10-09-2005 01:01 PM

Jesus Christ...keep your kids away from that

Sarah_Jayne 10-09-2005 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MadCat
so, do they bite ?

from http://www.sdnhm.org/fieldguide/inverts/sten-fus.html

"Commonly referred to as "potato bugs," even though they do not prefer potatoes and are technically not bugs, they are also called niña de la tierra (child-of-the-earth), stone cricket or chaco. Believed by some to be fierce and poisonous, this nocturnal cricket is actually non-aggressive and possesses no poison glands, although its jaws can inflict a painful bite."


I like the other answer better.

KRosh 10-09-2005 01:08 PM

http://www.trib.com/~sigma1/0605.jpg





Bug of a Potato


:1orglaugh

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 10-09-2005 01:18 PM

They make great snacks.
You can't eat just one.

Vitasoy 10-09-2005 01:32 PM

That thing looks creepy as hell

pornguy 10-09-2005 01:34 PM

I would sell that bad boy to the local high school.

tony286 10-09-2005 01:34 PM

fucking scary imagine finding one of those in your bed at night.

JeanClaude VanDamme 10-09-2005 01:36 PM

Sad thing is that your sunglasses were made in China...

WiredGuy 10-09-2005 01:38 PM

Oh hell, that thing is nasty!
WG

DBS.US 10-09-2005 01:39 PM

I would find them all the time when I live in Huntington Beach, CA.

Scott McD 10-09-2005 01:42 PM

Holy shit !!

I'd freak the hell out if i saw anything like that... :Oh crap

seeric 10-09-2005 01:42 PM

potato bugs. very common in california. thats not even a big one. i saw one once that scared the living hell out of me. they are slow and at the point you will see them, close to death.

Napolean 10-09-2005 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404
fucking scary imagine finding one of those in your bed at night.

in your bed, and twice your size, with laser beam eyes :eek2

Paul&John 10-09-2005 01:50 PM

fucking huge man

Funbrunette 10-09-2005 01:50 PM

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water... :1orglaugh

adamneve 10-09-2005 01:53 PM

i would make a real check in the pool if i was you and don't get anybody inside

Violetta 10-09-2005 02:04 PM

scary fucker... nothing I have seen before!

BigCashCrew 10-09-2005 02:13 PM

Jeez, my GF would shit (and so would I) if I saw that in the pool ;) I like how it is measured against a quarter and some sunglasses. Nice pics.

Dagwolf 10-09-2005 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katsondaprowl
It looks like a cross between an ant and a grasshopper.

An Asshopper maybe? :winkwink:

V_RocKs 10-09-2005 02:26 PM

They do spit shit into your eyes if you get close to a live one... And the shit is like mace! Also they can shoot this milky goo a few feet. So if you get close to one and want to really check it out in its live state, leave you hand up near your eyes and see if you can put it infront of them before the goo hits ya... Talk about fun....

On another note... Anyone want to do a site, www.potatobugfacials.com ?

Sosa 10-09-2005 02:27 PM

damn, that is big

phatzane® 10-09-2005 02:31 PM

dude host your own pics.... :1orglaugh :winkwink:

Stamen 10-09-2005 02:33 PM

That thing is a Jerusalem cricket, I used to catch a few of them out at Red Rocks when I was a kid, haven't seen one in years though.

The Captain 10-09-2005 02:55 PM

that shit is GROSS!

reynold 10-09-2005 06:51 PM

Di you check your bed or the bathroom? They could be all over your house now. :(

Fucksakes 10-09-2005 06:52 PM

50 bugs....


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