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ServerGenius 10-09-2005 07:32 AM

Dirt Cheap Professional Unix Admin Service
 
Ok due to great demand....I decided to release my new service even
though the site and billing is not setup completely.....but as some of
you can't wait.....I'll start it up today.

here's the deal:

24x7x365 ProActive Server/Network Monitoring
No more headaches about downtime. Our system
pro actively monitors each and every running
process on your server at 5 minute intervals

Together with you we'll compile an extensive
profile on how to act on failed services. Our
system can engage automatic reboots, or send
our proffesional staff AND you a detailed
description of the problem by SMS text messages.
According your profile they will inmediately
address the problem. Our clients also get
notified by email aswell as weekly incident
reports. That way you're always aware of
everything that goes on at your server.

24x4x7x365 REALTIME MRTG Traffic Analisys
5 minute interval Bandwidth Usage Monitoring.
Check your bandwidth stats at any time of the
day Check when is the most busy time at your
server and anticipate on your traffic usage.
No more suprises on your hosting bill

24x7x365 Online Support System
Report any problem to which you need assitance
Request any of our services at any time
Inmediate responses to tickets
(Back)Tracking to all your open/pending/closed tickets
Extensive info on progress of your tickets
Extensive Searchable Online Knowledge Base
Extensive Software Updates Announcements

Unlimited Unix System Administation (Linux, Solaris, FreeBSD)
Log File Analysis/Rotation
Scheduled Centralised Content Backups
Content Restore Service
Server Load Analysis
Security Analysis/Updates
Server Optimisation
Server Clustering
Cisco/Juniper Router Administration
Hardware/Software Load Balancing
Webserver Tweaking and Tuning
Mysql Server Tweaking and Tuning
Mail Administration
User Administration
FTP Administration
Mysql Administration
DNS Administration
Firewall Administration
Backend Server Software Upgrades
3rd Party Software Installation
Disaster/Hack Recovery
Server Migration

Unlimited Unix Admin service no limits, no hidden fees, no bullshit.
$ 45.00 per server per month
$ 40.00 per server per month at 5 or more servers

Pro-Active Monitoring service (without support)
$ 10.00 per server per month


http://www.servergenius.com/


ServerGenius 10-09-2005 07:36 AM

This service is available for individuals, companies and hosting providers :thumbsup

ServerGenius 10-09-2005 07:51 AM

friendly bump :thumbsup

ServerGenius 10-09-2005 07:55 AM

shit forgot to mention.....if you're not fully satisfied after the first month....
you'll get a FULL refund! So a 30 day full money back guarantee :winkwink:

HorseShit 10-09-2005 08:28 AM

omg wow so amazing !! not

ServerGenius 10-09-2005 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jdavis
omg wow so amazing !! not

so don't use it........simple.....thanks for the bump though

Brujah 10-09-2005 09:59 AM

DynaSpain it looks good. However, it sounds too good to be true, and priced too cheap to believe that it can be quality. That perception is going to work against you at least at first I think. Maybe include some extra wording like " Limited Time Only. " with the pricing, and seek testimonials.

ServerGenius 10-09-2005 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brujah
DynaSpain it looks good. However, it sounds too good to be true, and priced too cheap to believe that it can be quality. That perception is going to work against you at least at first I think. Maybe include some extra wording like " Limited Time Only. " with the pricing, and seek testimonials.

Heya....it's not time limited....and yes it's cheap.....very cheap...
I have crunched numbers on this for days before coming up with
the price....

Here's the reason why I can offer this at these prices. First of all the way
I setup the servers is very efficient...I have a system for doing this. A lot
of the tasks are automated by custom tools. These tools report if something
goes wrong or needs looking at by sms to the person who's responsible for
fixing it.

Because my system of setting things up reduces a lot of the work load
or problems where somebody without the right knowledge would run into.
When you setup a server very thoroughly it needs a lot less attention.
Most Hosting companies give customers an out of the box install and
that's it.....this is the reason why some people need a lot of work....
simply because their setup is very far from ideal to their needs.

Because of the reporting tools....I only have to check and fix things when
something is broke.....I don't have to look at it when it's fine....coz the
minute something goes wrong (and most of the time before) I get to know
it.....so I fix it before it becomes a problem that takes time.

Some people need more attention than others....but in the end that levels
out......so with x amount of servers I calculated the average time I need
per customer....instead of billing per hour...I chose to do it this way.
It's a lot more transparant for clients....people do not have to worry if I
really worked the hours that I bill.....and best of all people know upfront
how much they have to pay for my services.

I make money because I can handle a LOT of clients simultaniously. I make
additional money on consultancy for bigger companies and custom programming.

I believe that because of the volume of clients that I can get through
a high quality low priced service I will make more money than bill per hour.
I don't do this all alone.....the higher the volume the more admins I can
employ.

I have a lot of experience with this stuff....I can admin up to 400 servers
myself....without doing consessions to the quality of the service because of the system I use...

I have hosting companies that use my service for their customer support
so basically it's all about volume and the way everything is setup. I offer
the FULL money guarantee for people who question the level of quality.

Webmasters have to look at their costs aswell....most can't afford to pay
$30 per hour or more....especially not if they don't know how much hours
they need per month....

A lot of people host with hosting companies that really are not hosting
companies....they resell colocated services and are not able to offer any
kind of support.

especially for these people this service is perfect.....for very little money
they'll receive the support they need which can't be provided by their provider.....

Shaze 10-09-2005 10:56 AM

can you post some of your credentials? i have no idea who you are and what type of work you can do on unix systems...also, is all work done by you or do you own a company?

Brujah 10-09-2005 11:04 AM

Very comprehensive answer there DynaSpain :) Are you also setting up a server and hardening it security-wise for new colo customers ?

ServerGenius 10-09-2005 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaze
can you post some of your credentials? i have no idea who you are and what type of work you can do on unix systems...also, is all work done by you or do you own a company?

Sure:

I have worked as a coder/unix admin for:
IMC (clubseventeen.com, seventeenlive.com, payserve, virtualxs.com (co owner, CTO))
Micap Media Group (private.com, privatecinema.com, privatelive.com developer/unix admin
I have single handed migrated 300 servers including setup/config, data transfer from datahosters to candidhosting in 2 days
I have done numerous projects myself.....adultmonkey.com, paysites plus
affiliate program (sinnerscash).
server management for akamai.com at virtualxs

for skills...and my C.V. http://www.servergenius.com/cv.html

:thumbsup

ServerGenius 10-09-2005 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brujah
Very comprehensive answer there DynaSpain :) Are you also setting up a server and hardening it security-wise for new colo customers ?


Yes.....it's the first thing I do with new customers.....this is the most important
step why I can offer these services....it's part of my system and why it works.

ServerGenius 10-09-2005 11:14 AM

I own my own company....I have a pool of people that I can use for this service
they are all skilled admins that I know for years....They'll start working for me
whenever I need.....they work in house in my office....I don't use outsource
admins.....programmers

I'm getting a new office in a big network independent datacenter. Hosting
and colocation and ip transit services will follow shortly :winkwink:

ServerGenius 10-09-2005 01:15 PM

bump for the EU night crew

ServerGenius 10-10-2005 12:52 AM

Good Morning People!

Bama 10-10-2005 01:17 AM

I'll bump for a worthwhile and very reasonably priced service.

darksoul 10-10-2005 01:21 AM

good luck mang.

ServerGenius 10-10-2005 08:26 AM

Thanks guys :thumbsup

chupachups 10-10-2005 08:39 AM

Any guy who lived by the river Segura deserves a bump! :thumbsup

kmanrox 10-10-2005 08:53 AM

i've seen Dynaspain's work and he truly is a genious... plus he's a programming God!

he's got my 8 servers worth of business

ServerGenius 10-10-2005 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox
i've seen Dynaspain's work and he truly is a genious... plus he's a programming God!

he's got my 8 servers worth of business

I luv you long time :thumbsup

kmanrox 10-10-2005 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DynaSpain
I luv you long time :thumbsup

i said all of that because now i want a discount next month :winkwink:

j/k

Rebecca Love 10-10-2005 09:05 AM

Sounds like a great deal! :thumbsup

solonline 10-10-2005 09:26 AM

we may be interested can you contact me on itsok AT mail.dk
thanks

justsexxx 10-10-2005 09:37 AM

IMO managed hosting companies, should deliver this service. But when you choose for unmanaged/colo whatever, this is a GREAT offer.

JUST 45 USD a month! And I can tell you ppl, Dynaspain is good in this. Also he forgot to mention he did tons of jobs for Choker :)

ServerGenius 10-10-2005 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by justsexxx
IMO managed hosting companies, should deliver this service. But when you choose for unmanaged/colo whatever, this is a GREAT offer.

JUST 45 USD a month! And I can tell you ppl, Dynaspain is good in this. Also he forgot to mention he did tons of jobs for Choker :)

Thanks for the props....and yes hosting companies should deliver this.....but
way too often they don't, can't or can't do it good enough......further this
service is also available for hosting companies......especially those who can't
or that are understaffed... :thumbsup

ServerGenius 10-10-2005 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by solonline
we may be interested can you contact me on itsok AT mail.dk
thanks

Thank you.....*ding* you have mail :winkwink:

ServerGenius 10-10-2005 11:12 AM

LOL I get a lot of hits on my C.V. I'm open for job offers aswell.....
good job offers that is......as long as I'm allowed to maintain my own
projects/companies :winkwink:

latinasojourn 10-10-2005 11:38 AM

interesting.

so i'm clear in my mind about this:

if have some boxes setup at an "unmanaged" host, and you tweak the boxes to my needs, performance tune, add security patches as needed, monitor them 24/7 for downtime, and keep them running sweet for 45 bucks/box/month?

install scripts for me, 100% babysit me?

my failures always seem to occur at 3am sunday morning, just so you know :helpme

what unmanaged hosts do you recommend?

very interested if this is real.

jact 10-10-2005 11:41 AM

The last unix admin I had on payroll cost me $2k US a month, $45 is stupid cheap. Do you eat catfood?

ServerGenius 10-10-2005 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by latinasojourn
interesting.

so i'm clear in my mind about this:

if have some boxes setup at an "unmanaged" host, and you tweak the boxes to my needs, performance tune, add security patches as needed, monitor them 24/7 for downtime, and keep them running sweet for 45 bucks/box/month?

install scripts for me, 100% babysit me?

my failures always seem to occur at 3am sunday morning, just so you know
what unmanaged hosts do you recommend?

very interested if this is real.

Yes to all of the above.......the only thing I do not support is script third
party script debugging.....fixing.....(Custom) programming is billed per hour.

when I admin your servers.....they won't fail unless there's a hardware problem :winkwink:

to give you a good advise I need more information regarding your needs....
budget, where most of your traffic is coming from (geographical). If I would
just spam a providers then I would not give an objective advice that would
benefit you.

ServerGenius 10-10-2005 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jact
The last unix admin I had on payroll cost me $2k US a month, $45 is stupid cheap. Do you eat catfood?

Joel....the price works out because of my business model.....1000 servers @
an average of $ 40.00 you do the math :winkwink:

If you hire me exclusively to do your admin work......$8k US a month will
cover my grocery bills.... :winkwink:

I have explained the business model further up in the thread.....it's quite
simple....I use a system that allows me to handle high volume customers
the low price makes it interesting for a LOT of people....so there's my
volume....to pay my grocery bills :thumbsup

Jer 10-10-2005 12:51 PM

Very nice service for a great price. Good luck, DynaSpain!

e5hosting 10-10-2005 01:00 PM

__________________
__________________


Hans (DynaSpain), is good guy and yes he is a genius when it comes to managing servers and networks. He has just been added to e5hosting's support team and we look forward to working with him. His pro active approach to management fits e5 philosophy and his experience in the adult industry will be an added benefit to all of our customers.

Welcome aboard Hans :)

Regards,

Anthony

__________________

ServerGenius 10-10-2005 01:18 PM

a Big thanks to all the people for their responses and friendly bumps....
I really appreciate your support....and look forward to do business with you
guys.....if anyone has any questions....please shoot or get directly in touch
with me.....see sig for my contact info.....or email [email protected]

:thumbsup

ServerGenius 10-10-2005 01:20 PM

My home address is listed on my c.v......I don't have any guns....and welcome
anyone to pay me a visit......announced or unannounced :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

latinasojourn 10-10-2005 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DynaSpain
Yes to all of the above.......the only thing I do not support is script third
party script debugging.....fixing.....(Custom) programming is billed per hour.

when I admin your servers.....they won't fail unless there's a hardware problem :winkwink:

to give you a good advise I need more information regarding your needs....
budget, where most of your traffic is coming from (geographical). If I would
just spam a providers then I would not give an objective advice that would
benefit you.

fair enough. i have bookmarked your page, and will be in touch later. thanks.

directfiesta 10-10-2005 01:37 PM

nice offer ... you will do well.

Jace 10-10-2005 02:06 PM

sold, and nice references to boot

I am hitting you up now

ServerGenius 10-10-2005 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace
sold, and nice references to boot

I am hitting you up now

thank you for your business and trust in our service :winkwink:

e5hosting 10-10-2005 04:12 PM

Bump for a great offer...

High Quality 10-10-2005 04:18 PM

hmm, considering I pay $15/mo for my own monitoring service plus 25c per SMS - I might hit you up about this. You've helped me with a few unix things like htaccess files in the past so @ $45 this is a pretty decent deal!

hitting you up now...

ServerGenius 10-10-2005 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by High Quality
hmm, considering I pay $15/mo for my own monitoring service plus 25c per SMS - I might hit you up about this. You've helped me with a few unix things like htaccess files in the past so @ $45 this is a pretty decent deal!

hitting you up now...

Thanks.....you can also get the Pro-Active monitoring service without the
unix admin option as a stand alone service. $10.00 per month per server :thumbsup

JuiceMonkey 10-24-2005 01:47 PM

looks like a great offer..
bump

ServerGenius 10-25-2005 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JuiceMonkey
looks like a great offer..
bump

thanks b.t.w. I have to correct an error...I mentioned prices in dollars....that should be euro's.....I'm sorry for MY mistake :helpme


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