my first bar fight....ever...
 

fortunately it was with a girl and she won...lol

i put a bunch of stickers on some girls back in a bar, because she was annoying as hell and all over the place bumping into people and stuff.

well, her friend saw me doing it because i made no attempt to hide it as i stood there putting them all over her. within seconds her friend pushed me out of the way, took a sticker off her friends back, and smashed it right on my forehead.

so i just stood there for a few seconds and laughed, so did everyone else.

then they got more pissed off and didnt think it was funny, so they started yelling at me about it, and i just stood there, laughing...with the sticker on my forehead. they wouldnt shut up so i just told them that websites make more money than they do, and they can make money too if they get into porn. that got them really fired up as they must be anti naked or something.

talk about guerilla advertising!

you're a tool

thanks. i think the tool is spinnin around in your sig though.

edit: :321GFY

no, the tool was swinging his hetrosexual relationship skills out the window last night at a bar with his porn stickers...

haha the stickers are totally sfw though, and not particularly for a porn site. but yes, the chances went straight to hell with those chicks. saw that coming the second i even thought of putting the stickers on her back. they usually go in bathrooms or things outside on the walk to the bars downtown...tons of street folks hang out in those areas...tons of stickers everywhere. putting mine up cant hurt, right?

if this is part of your big plan to get rich, you've got a long road ahead of you... you're like 9 years behind the power curve...

i wanted to ask if you took your shirt off

for the fight

and so the girl should have as well lol

I only post stickers with my ref url's on them. I hope you follow this practice as well.

ok.. can we all start a donation pool to permanently buy kman's sig to something that's not fucking disgusting? I'm in for $100.

kman, get rich quick, yeah thats it, retard. go troll another thread, we dont need your crappy input that adds to your 21k posts of bullshit. :321GFY

yo sherm...whats up!

how come you werent at the nats party a week or so ago!!??

anyway, the stickers are just for twelvefifteen. my visitors send sase's for them so i send them a handful. get several requests per week, so its kinda like easy advertising and a bit hands on - lets the people know theres actually someone on the other side, and they like free stuff, so it doesnt hurt. the cool thing is that i get envelopes from all over the place. its always cool to see where some of your people come from.

You're kididng right? :disgust

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

that wouldve been great if she took her top off! id have taken another smack to the forehead for taking pics of her and running away!

I concur.

i would have shoved those stickers up your ass

he goes my flu solution

Post a picture of the sticker lol :lol:

Says the guy who can only get pussy when he pays for it


If you went to a bar and had to talk to a chick, your first words would be:


"Sooo.... been to any good massage parlors lately?"


or


"Do you have a dick? Can I pleasure it?"

What a douchebag. Too bad there were no real men in the bar willing to stand up for the girls you were harassing. Was it a fag club? Or just a teeny bopper hangout? :)

Gotta love fucking hero losers.


I wouldn't have put stickers on some idiot chick's back in the first place though, man, nothing worse than a drunk annoying attention whore.

ROFL ! Once there was a girl that wouldn't shut up at a humor show in a bar ... She was the daughter of Paul's (the owner) plumber. The guy doing the show told her to shut up twice, the guy from the morning radio show told her to shut up, and 2 bouncers told her to shut up ... I got pissed off, ordered a full beer pitcher and proceeded to throw it on her. She jumped right in my face but my ex GF landed a nice punch ;) That was it ... lol

The bouncers, the radio guy, the animator were all happy and proceeded to kick her ass out of the bar. ;)

hahahahaha

LOL Nice! My friend aaron got hammered at the bar and when we went to this chicks house afterwards she turned into a prude and wouldn't put out....so at 3am on a thursday night he was standing outside her apt screaming "YOUR VAGINA LOOKS LIKE BACON!!!! BACON PUSSSSSSYYYY BACON PUSSSSYYY!!!" for about 30 mins everyone in the complex was woken up lol

typical person who boasts hes rich to his college friends when he owns some tgps lol

You could have gotten a postive response from them if you chose to talk about that porn career on private. :winkwink: