my cock is so big:
 

that when i twirl it around like a helicopter i catch a little bit of air. :thumbsup

My cock is so big that there is no way I could possibly twirl it around like a helicopter.

ok there turnup cock.

Mine is so big that when I get a hardon it causes women all over the planet to drive funny..........


http://www.thewinnipegpages.com/foru...1124038033.jpg

damn sux for that car

I think it sucks for the house more so.

What about my cock? She almost hit it.

I tried twirling mine around like a helicopter, and my back has been totally screwed up since last Wednesday.

Thank gawd for heating pad and Jack Daniel's. :Oh crap

http://www.bigroger.com/store/downloaded/PA0g.jpg

Mines is not so big at all :(

winrar! :upsidedow

It must be the Sea Bass Oil....

:1orglaugh

pleasseee.... All guys say they have a big cock... BUT its all talk and no show.. SO SHOOOWW.. PIC..

guys dont get those ring thingy at the end of your cock pllleeaaassseee... really it doesnt feel good at all.. unless you want most girls to say no to you dont get that I had a boyfriend a while ago he had a great cock and went and fucked it up with that metal thingy ... IT DOES NOT FEEL GOOD at all. I had to leave him cause it was so bad..

We should have an anonymous penis contest.. everyone email me their pics and I will make a gallery for voting on gfy :) I will keep all penis owners names confidential :)

except the really really big ones.. and the really really small ones right

ladies my asshole looks like a turnup after a good waxing, if you would like to come down for a personal show while i do sets of squats while eating a subway sandwhich i can probably fit you in.

my cock gets pussy!

My cock is tiny, but my balls are pumpkin sized.

How did your asshole get so big?? :helpme

I'll keep the really really big ones to myself ;) lol

Maybe the really small ones deserve their name in a different color hahahaha

:1orglaugh

Yup, where are the pics? DON"T TELL ME the guys on GFY that brag about their enormous cock size can't back it up? Because if they can't, then they would just be talking shit. Say it ain't so Joe!

POST PIC OR STFU

hey i got a message for you, you think i have a small cock? i can let the back of your throat be the ruler.

now stfu and get out of my thread.

If Brad sends me a fast size.. then someday soon I too will have a massive cock and then I could take pics and send them to rrred and zeina.

.........that explains so much

that you give a good deepthroat?

make some sense or get back in the kitchen.

OWNED PENIS

lol

My husband is the one cooking right now.......

Geez relax, I wasn't trying to insult your masculinity. I was just saying you can't say you have a really big cock and expect us to believe it. MEN and their small penis insecurities............

just because your husband is now the bitch doesnt change the fact that you're still one. :2 cents:

Oh I forgot to tell you... I installed a bathroom cam when I was at the office so I've seen all you guys :1orglaugh And all I can say is.. Hey baby are ya single? :winkwink:

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No fair... share... share!!!

Is that what the blinking light in the ceiling is? :Oh crap

And yes, I am single. Holla at me girl :pimp

I actually already got an email with a pic :) bahahaha... i wonder if we should do a gfy big dick contest.. what do you think???

I think I know who will win though :)

That "bitch" you're talking about is 24, 6'5" 200 lbs of solid muscle and was an ARMY RANGER. I wouldn't piss him off if I were you....:-)

But yes, you win on that I can be a total bitch :-) This is GFY, for fucksakes.

:1orglaugh i have made sea bass oil world famous!

yes go true.. with it.. who do you think will win ???

loool :)

You should join Puppetry of the Penis;)

i am smooth like a babies bottom, when i phone in for the brazillian at the local wax shop the mexicans book me in as "El Grande".

Holy shit, I hope this does not hurt at all. :(

dingdong

:smokin