Shoehorn's Island (pic)
 

And this concludes tonights broadcast.

http://www.johnnyshoehorn.com/hotlink/shoehornstone.jpg

you're starting to scare me...

You should try and attach a laserbeam to your head... my friend did it and it worked out really well for him :2 cents:

I tried that with a fishing pole and a carton of eggs.

white shelled eggs or brown?

lmao @ pic

I had no idea what was going on with that until I saw the caption at the bottom. :1orglaugh

The white ones. But they were Amish.

well regardless if they were amish or not, thats where you went wrong... how the fuck do you expect it to work with white eggs?

pfft.. you must be one of them cocky graduates from mcphersons school of laserbeams

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

McPherson's is the best. Plus I am a legacy, so watch your fucking mouth.

Have you tried the low cholesterol "Egg Beaters," they're the Cadillac of eggs.