the Best Way To Kill Someone!!!!!!!!
 

Ok, Just for shits and giggles, what do you guys think the best way to kill someone and not get caught is...and feel free to mention who you would like to do it to if you like.

And NO pussy answers like I don't believe in violence, I'm not saying you would actually do it, but EVERYONE has thought of it, lets hear your methods of choice...and show some creativity here.

I predict this thread will get closed.

edit: nevermind.. what i wrote was too fucked up :1orglaugh

shoot them with a silencer and bury them out in the middle of nowhere, and i mean really far out there in the middle of nowhere...

or take them on a friendly trip to the grand canyon, then give a little friendly shove...

C'mon we've all thought about it..it is human nature. nobody here is saying it is good, or should be followed through, but we all have been mad ebough to kill a mutha fucker...how would we do it? it's an experiment on human nature not a thread advocating violence. I don't think GFY is falling into the censorship hole that fast.

I think it say's alot about a group of poeple if they are honest enough to put out their most evil thoughts, because we all have them.

Umm lets just say brush some Chironex fleckeri tentacles across someone, or hell even a small shot of the posion they contain.

99.8% of hospitals would have no clue.


Edit btw, I am pretty sure nearly nobody has a fucking clue what I wrote even means.

Good one...accidents are always good, and hard to prove...unless there is a history of problems between you and the person. Even then if you hated each other, why were they with you. Another fact is that at a place like that there are a lot of video cameras...

Awwww c'mon man...we are all fucked up... :winkwink:

I think about it a lot actually. I look at Ogrish everyday. I am not against this discussion, but I think similar threads have been closed in the past. :2 cents:

I'd take away their ability to process membership transactions, bilk them of all their webmaster revenues...and then sit back and laugh while they slowly starve to death.


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to bad it wasnt on torture :(
killing them is giving them the easy way out.. torture however has lasting effects with permanent physical as well as psychological damage :evil-laug :evil-laug

Feel free to tell what leads up to the death...

I could never hurt a fly ... I don't have a violent bone in my body .....http://www.solarstar.org/talko/demo/...stic_smile.gif

Barrel of acid. I watch to much CSI..... :thumbsup

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jetpack + volcano

its so easy its a wonder the mafia doesnt do it :)

bruce lee's death touch

frozen spear of ice, shaved into an extremely sharp point. use it to stab your victim. then dispose of said corpse in your own way. the crime weapon will melt.

no weapon, no body.

:evil-laug :evil-laug ok

take your worst male enemy to the basement. chain & shackle him up spread eagle against the wall. make sure the metal makes contact with his skin. once you have him shackeled & chained rip his clothes off. now that he is secure, get on icq & tell 12clicks to run over to your house. once 12clicks gets there, have 12clicks fluff him up so the guy gets hard. while 12clicks is fluffing him up, take a coat hanger & untwist it so that it becomes a straight metal rod. or better yet, have lotusmike snap the antenna off the guys car & bring it inside the basement.
take the antenna, or coat hanger & have 12clicks insert it down the hole of the guys penis. once the rod is secure deeply, take any household extension cord. cut the outlet off & peel back the coating so that the copper wire is exposed. wrap the copper around the end of the rod sticking out of the guys prick.
ok, now that the prep work is done, get a razor & make several thin slices all over the mans body. after he is sliced up, have 12clicks rub the man all over with crunched up salt & vinegar chips. Make sure it gets into the cuts.
ok, now that the man is in some pain, rinse him off with scalding hot water so he dont die of shock. now take the extension cord & plug it in.

make sure your not standing in the puddle so you don't get shocked. Be sure the man has a good sized buttplug inserted. you dont want shit on your basement floor.

The FBI is all over GFY i don't want to reveal my secrets. :1orglaugh

well alright...

go to a third world country. find a family. tell the man in the family that you'll fly him over to the usa to kill someone and then he has to kill himself murder+suicide.. and if he does you will fly his entire family over to the usa and sponsor them to live here...

that or go to a country that does not cooperate with the USA and pay someone to come over here and kill them then fly back, so even if they find out who it is, (VERY UNLIKELY) they wouldn't be able to do anything anyways




(i am so going to hell even for writing these, lol)

Lol..you sure put alot of thought into that..Mad at someone?

ray, my mom just called. she said we can't play in the sandbox together anymore.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

really ... i feel the best way to kill someone is to choke them ... with your bare hands ... death is a personal thing and i think the person should see it coming and you should take there life with your own strength ... to kill someone out of anger or personal reasons with something so impersonal like a gun or a bat ...or even push them off a cliff is cowardly ... plus i think it leaves less mess the a gun or bat and makes the clean up easier .... :2 cents:

Do what those hookers were doing and put eye drops in their drink... apparetnly works way too well.

no :1orglaugh
a friend & i were bored during a routine interogation one night, so got creative. :winkwink: :winkwink:

Inject them w/ a small dose of acid - raises the pH of the blood, tells the pituritary gland that there is too much oxygen in blood, so they stop breathing - and can't do anything about it.

Take your corpse, throw it in a sewer (not a drain) with a limb attached to a step iron, and let it disappear..

theory of transfer states that you cannot be somewhere or make contact with someone without leaving forensic evidence behind, or taking forensic evidence with you. eliminate theory of transfer by never coming into contact with the victim or anywhere near the area when comitting the act by sniping said individual. remove firing pin from weapon and destroy barrel by splitting it down the middle, as well. also, be sure to obtain weapon through black market as well as ammo. pieces of weapon should be scattered over as large an area as possible in places such as rivers or other waterways.

I don't know ray. Come on over and let me experiment.

You my friend are a true psychic! :thumbsup