GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum

GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum (https://gfy.com/index.php)
-   Fucking Around & Business Discussion (https://gfy.com/forumdisplay.php?f=26)
-   -   BREAKING NEWS: Plane carrying flu viruses crashes in Canada. (No shit) (https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=525121)

GoBig 10-06-2005 04:13 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Plane carrying flu viruses crashes in Canada. (No shit)
 
http://www.breitbart.com/news/2005/10/06/D8D2QNPG2.html
Quote:

Plane Carrying Viruses Crashes in Canada
Oct 06 6:57 PM US/Eastern


WINNIPEG, Manitoba

A cargo plane carrying small amounts of flu virus crashed on railway tracks near Winnipeg's city center Thursday, killing the pilot but missing buildings and vehicles, authorities said.

The research samples of frozen influenza and herpes viruses were destroyed in the crash and ensuing fire along with other freight, Federal Express spokeswoman Karen Cooper said.

She said the Cessna 208 was owned by Morningstar Air Express of Edmonton and was under contract to FedEx.

Morningstar spokesman Don Boettcher didn't immediately identify the woman piloting the aircraft. "She'd been with us for about five years," he said, without providing further details.

The plane took off from the Winnipeg airport en route to Thunder Bay, Ontario, at about 5:45 a.m. and traveled about four miles southeast of the airport before it requested a return, Transportation Safety Board investigator David Ross said.

"The aircraft then descended below radar coverage and contact was lost with the aircraft," Ross said.

"It has crashed on railway tracks and does not appear to have collided with any other objects, houses or cars," police Sgt. Shelly Glover said.

Winnipeg police spokeswoman Carolyn Kwiatek said there was no damage to the surrounding area from the fire. The crash did tie up traffic on nearby streets during the morning rush, but no accidents or injuries resulted.

In its cargo were six vials of virus samples being sent to Thunder Bay for research, Cooper said.

Although the samples were labeled dangerous goods, they weren't considered hazardous at the crash site since all the cargo was destroyed in the blaze, Cooper said.

Police Sgt. Kelly Dennison said weather may have been a factor. Reports suggested light snow and mist in the area, temperatures near the freezing mark, moderate winds and about four miles of visibility.

Ross said the plane probably wasn't carrying a flight data recorder.

LittleMack 10-06-2005 04:17 PM
Thats just fucking great.

teleblade69 10-06-2005 04:18 PM
drama maybe the work of some terrorists from the serie '24'

KRL 10-06-2005 04:19 PM
Fire would have killed it all (hopefully).

BlingDaddy 10-06-2005 04:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LittleMack
Thats just fucking great.
No shit....

loverboy 10-06-2005 04:23 PM
never-ending terroristic stories, time to get some sleep

:smokin

basschick 10-06-2005 04:25 PM
i guess the big question is WHICH flu virus.

kenny 10-06-2005 04:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by basschick
i guess the big question is WHICH flu virus.

Ebola virus

dunefield 10-06-2005 04:29 PM
I knew watching zombie movies would come in handy one day...

abadfish 10-06-2005 04:34 PM
Ya, the article states that everything was completely destroyed in the fire yet you still make it part of your title for shock value to get more people to click the thread.

QuaWee 10-06-2005 04:53 PM
they are going to blame it on Al Qaeda

High Quality 10-06-2005 04:54 PM
Good thing we all work from home and are too fat to get out of our computer chairs. We adult webmasters are obviously immune.

pornstar2pac 10-06-2005 04:57 PM
This is all Bush's fault

After Shock Media 10-06-2005 04:58 PM
Just so I am clear, the plane crashed carrying flue viruses that were destroyed in the fire, but the plane was not carrying any shit correct?
Is the news that somehow the pilot was shit free and the shit is missing or is it just that she had no shit to begin with?

Doctor Dre 10-06-2005 05:00 PM
Viruses don't live long at normal temperature outside the body...

sweetME 10-06-2005 05:07 PM
Is that dangerous? Will the viruses spread out or something? :Oh crap

mardigras 10-06-2005 05:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sweetME
Is that dangerous? Will the viruses spread out or something? :Oh crap
Don't open attatchments.

:upsidedow

shermo 10-06-2005 05:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by abadfish
Ya, the article states that everything was completely destroyed in the fire yet you still make it part of your title for shock value to get more people to click the thread.
And that is why he's in the porn business. He can get surfers to click on banner ad's showing tits and ass that the surfer has seen a million times on other sites before. :thumbsup

BadBrad 10-06-2005 05:20 PM
Or the fire covered up the fact that they weren't there in the first place. Stolen and sabatage?

GoBig 10-06-2005 05:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by abadfish
Ya, the article states that everything was completely destroyed in the fire yet you still make it part of your title for shock value to get more people to click the thread.
RTFA. The article itself has the same title.

=^..^= 10-06-2005 05:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctor Dre
Viruses don't live long at normal temperature outside the body...

true even aids has a short lifespan outside the body - i think its like 8 hours mabe even less

Big Red Machine 10-06-2005 05:57 PM
Fanfreakintastic

Dalai lama 10-06-2005 06:08 PM
That's fantastic really.

StuartD 10-06-2005 06:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mardigras
Don't open attatchments.

:upsidedow
:1orglaugh

cool1 10-06-2005 06:39 PM
I went by the spot where the pane crashed couldn't see much though, saw more on the 6 o'clock news.
The plane wreckage looked burned up pretty good, it didn't look like a plane anymore, so I guess it the cargo was destroyed.

PixeLs 10-06-2005 06:44 PM
I hope the authorioties already did something to avoid further public panic.

BastarD 10-06-2005 06:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pornstar2pac
This is all Bush's fault
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

cool1 10-06-2005 06:56 PM
I really don't think anyone here in the peg really cares.
The new sources said it was destroyed, and that is the end of it.

Damian_Maxcash 10-06-2005 07:00 PM
It was just a flu sample......

You probably walked around a load of shops and sat next to someone on the plane with nastier bugs.

It makes a good headline, but in reality its a complete non-event. Well, the pilots family might be interested of course.

Marshal 10-06-2005 08:27 PM
don't worry... fire finished all the work! ;)

MetroPornTour 10-06-2005 08:32 PM
Now why is it?

When I heard that they are going to re-create that damn virus I said to myself.

Watch them come up with something lame like a plane crash as an excuse for the virus getting loose on the general public.

(No shit I actually said that)

PostWhore 10-06-2005 08:53 PM
The main reason of catastrophy:

" woman piloting the aircraft "

Spunky 10-06-2005 08:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dalai lama
That's fantastic really.
Yea it's always nice when a potential health hazard is at risk and people die

RoUgH AiR 10-06-2005 08:57 PM
First off...the crash of the Cessna Caravan operated by Morning Star under Fed Ex colours was most likely due to severe weather conditions and rapid unforseen ice build up on the wings. Not Al Queda

#2 A person died today as a result of this. I knew her. She will be missed.

Professional Pilot/Ex Webmaster

RoughAir


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 03:17 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
©2000-, AI Media Network Inc123