the paternity tests on the maury show fucken crack me up...
 

you got the macho gangster uneducated tough guys that talk all that shit like "i'm 1000% sure that aint my baby...she's a hoe and a slut blah blah blah" and then maury says "you ARE the father." aahahha. then you got the stupid ghetto hoochies that are like "im 100% sure he is the father. i havent even slept with anyone else." then maury tells her he ISN'T the father. ahahah i feel so sorry for those people, what idiots. this country is full of retards...

I always wonder why the girls get up and run away when they find out the guy isn't the father. Where the fuck does she think she's going to run to? Morons..

for real, it's not like they can get away from the camera lol...

That show consistently has me cracking up! I love the way the guy is like repeating himself over and over, "It aint mine, she a ho, she naasty!" I'm waiting for a guy to say some shit like "My sperm didn't do that dawg!"

Those shows are just infomercials for DNA testing services. You are watching an infomercial. :thumbsup

Thank god for morons.... if they weren't around I'd have no one to laugh at

But I will add that the show is a good ass infomercial that I won't stop watching anytime soon.