is there a stat-checker anonymous group?
 

I can't stop checking and re-checking at my stats. I keep reloading and reloading hoping for better numbers. Sometimes they come and sometimes they dont. But I have to be checking my stats 40 times a day.

I need help :(

Maybe you could create a 12 step program, and sell it to adult webmasters........



Of course then that would be another stat you'd check 40 times a day:waaaaahh

hi my name is vegaz.......

im a stat'o'hollic :glugglug

My name is tony,
and i'm also a stat'o''holic

tony/clay/lenny/Vegaz = :helpme

crowd = clapping and saying Hi....

... my name is funkmaster, I am a statsoholic ...

Hi, my name is Brian and I'm a stat'o'holic!

I am really addicted to these numbers which mean so much to me.
If I dont check my stats several times a day I get nervous, confused and could kill everyone I see :helpme

hi all!

WE ALL KNOW UR PAIN........

I'm not a stataholic.. I *HAVE* to check my stats to make sure that warez aren't taking over my bandwidth.. so I.....





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[sob]... OK.. I'm a stataholic.

sure baby, you know i want to have sex with you,,, but first I just gotta check these couple a stats....