Holy shit, I just got an instant message from someone
 

Who I haven't talked to in at least 4 or 5 years. Right out of the blue. Shit like that freaks me out.

there's this dude on my buddy list i went to high school with, and i ignored him for like 5 years...i feel hella bad, i think ima hit him up now...

They are out watching you man.

It was the Ebaum's World IM prank bot man. You got pwn3d.

i get that way when im drunk. but i can never remmeber screen names.