I just stopped a purse snatcher!! NO SHIT!
 

I was parking my car when I heard this lady screamming. I looked up and saw this dude running with her purse. This MoFo was hauling ass! Two guys were running after him but the dude was pulling away from them. This motherfucker must have played running back in high school.
Then he comes accross a little bridge leading into the parking lot and I jumped out of my car and cut him off.
This MoFo did the "Ali-shuffle-walter-payton-OJ" fucking moves to fake me out but I dug into my ancient football history book on this motherfucker and slammed his ass. I was honorable mention All America 2 year in college!

But oh no, he didn't go done! He kept his balance even though he looked like he was going to bust his ass and kept on running. I still got speed!!!!!
I caught up to him again and went to slam him and he knew I had him and he stopped and begged like a bitch. "Please man, I need money." I'm thinking "so do I motherfucker, didn't you see my auction on GFY". :1orglaugh

I bowed up big like I was going to bust him in his fucking mouth and punked this bitch into dropping the purse. I made him back up and then I got the purse and let him walk.

Yeah, I let him walk because he kept going for his pocket like he had a knife or something. So, I regret I didn't hold him for the cops.
But the main thing is I got the purse and the lady didn't lose her ID and credit cards. She was from Arkansas and would have been fucked trying to get back on a plane without her ID.

She hugged me and gave me $10. Yes, I took the fucking money wiseass.
That's drinking money 'round here. hehehe!



Anyway, WOW! what a fucking nice adreneline rush to catch a purse snatcher and I got paid for that!!! Geese! life is getting to be too easy.
I could have gotten killed but fuck it man, the rush is just too good.

Well, I got to go to the bar now and brag about it and get drunk.
Fuck that humble shit; I'm going to brag all fucking night and I'm going to hit all the bars.

nice one...

Nice ..good job man.. :thumbsup

Really great deed you did there :)
WG

hehe... nice story! You did a good job!

good job! may your good karma earned come back to you tenfold

wooo hoo! you're a hero! :thumbsup

you like the word motherfucker, dont ya :winkwink: hehe
anyways, good job on stopping him! :thumbsup

I just made up a rhyme for this:

"You stupid motherfucker, you can't get away"
"I aint Clint Eastwood, but you made my day!"

:1orglaugh

Awesome job.. if you are lucky and brag loud enough, you will probably get free drinks in every bar you hit tonight.

You read my mind. That "Miss Cleo" bitch aint got nothing on you!

Considering that I used to work at all these bars at one time or another and they always buy me drinks anyway, I'm surely going to get hammered tonight.
I'm just wondering how "ugly" its going to get or maybe how ugly she's going to be. :1orglaugh

One wierd thing: All these people were giving me high fives and stuff but I noticed a couple of people I kind of know were not very enthused.
Hmmmmm...Now that is fucked up! I wonder how they will feel if their 70 year old mother was on vacation on a far away island and she got her purse snatched. Maybe they are just crooks themselves.

Anyway...off to the bars...I'm not taking my laptop in 'cause I will not remeber it tonight.

See you guys/gals later.

And Thanks for giving me the thumbs up!

Nice job!

Awesome Kick Assing!

:thumbsup

good job man, more people should be like that!

The country really needs citizens like you. :thumbsup

sure you did.

maybe that was her pimp and she had not paid

You are a hero. :thumbsup

Good job man :)

Don;t try being a hero all the time tho man, what if dude had a gun?

Sometimes it's not worth it as frustrating as it is seeing those fucking human wastes of flesh ripping people off liek that.

what a kind thing of you to do! good job :) :) :thumbsup

Haha what an awesome story. Good way to start the day, thank you!! Hope you spend that $10 and get drunk beyond believe!!!! (You might need to catch some more purse snatchers to get wasted though)

good job

Did ya get a free blowjob?