A trick to make your cock seem bigger:
 

Show a pic of MetaMan's cock first. :thumbsup

Or keep it shaven or trimmed. ;)

wtf is up with the word "cock" anyways? i never hear any normal people in the real world every say that shit. everyone always says dick. cock sounds so fucking stupid. i guess it's just a nerdy porn term...

Sensless sig placement.

There is a reason he lives in Canada.. He can always blame "well it's cold outside"

You know it's bad when I am 1/2 azn living in Florida and not having to worry about how big someones cock is =)

balllsagnaaaaaa

A trick will always be a trick. :(

lol thx, u are so smart! :)

As long as they don't say penis, i don't mind so much... :1orglaugh

uh huh hhh

just turn the lights off so she wont notice. then do your tricks in the dark. LOL

Shave your cock and balls.

Lose the beer belly.

Hold your nose, close your mouth and BLOW REAL HARD!!!! :thumbsup

Only have it on display when you are laying on your back

Shave just the bit at the base - to about 1 inch above

Ive heard that works ;)

drama???