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Choker 10-02-2005 09:57 AM

French Canadians are BIGGER Freeloaders than even Chinese
 
I love doing traffic tests. This one surprised me. I filtered out surfers by browser language and sent them to a mirror of the exact same site. It was a thumbnail/text TGP. Not all the links on the test site were ran thru the trade script so the productivity is lower than it really is, but for testing purposes the comparison between different languages is dead accurate.

http://chokertraffic.com/public/tabs.php?t=3&sort=8

French Canadians clicked more than the chinese, following after the chinese were the Spanish from Peru, followed by Romanians, then Spanish Venezualians, etc

The entire list is here http://chokertraffic.com/public/tabs.php?t=3&sort=8

Pretty interesting test for me.

devilspost 10-02-2005 10:12 AM

seesig lol

seeric 10-02-2005 10:15 AM

uh oh, this is gonna get good. :O

devilspost 10-02-2005 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K
uh oh, this is gonna get good. :O

I hope so ;) I have prime realestate here!

Ray Nagin 10-02-2005 10:20 AM

for_zulu - 1 2 0 1 - - $2.50 $2.61 $2.73 $2.86 $3.00


what does your ZULU page look like ? I want to know , lol

MetroPornTour 10-02-2005 10:20 AM

Speaking as a French Canadienne.
It does not surprise me at all!!

Manowar 10-02-2005 10:22 AM

lol sig spot

Series 10-02-2005 10:24 AM

hhhmmm... very interesting indeed :)

Quotealex 10-02-2005 10:44 AM

Didn't know the term "French Canadians" was still in use in this day and age!

CDSmith 10-02-2005 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex from Montreal
Didn't know the term "French Canadians" was still in use in this day and age!

I think his meaning is clear regardless of spelling.

kaori 10-02-2005 11:05 AM

doesn't surprise me! :)

Murderous 10-02-2005 11:07 AM

Even bigger freeloaders than them lazy ass americans?

Thomas1007 10-02-2005 11:09 AM

nope doesnt suprise me at all
:error :1orglaugh

SmokeyTheBear 10-02-2005 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thomas1007
nope doesnt suprise me at all
:error :1orglaugh

:thumbsup

BuggyG 10-02-2005 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex from Montreal
Didn't know the term "French Canadians" was still in use in this day and age!

so.. stop going to all them strip clubs and read/watch the newsa little! :1orglaugh :thumbsup :1orglaugh

Dalai lama 10-02-2005 11:11 AM

Interesting test choker.

rowan 10-02-2005 01:17 PM

I've found Indians are like human hitbots. I have a site which has (accidentally) been indexed for a lot of searches for Indian celeb sex tapes. I don't know if they can even understand English, they just click around madly hoping to find something. They're wasting their time... the only Indian sex tape content my site has is a "recent searches" page which shows all of the mad Indians trying to find it! (that's how Google keeps my site indexed under those terms)

MetroPornTour 10-03-2005 03:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan
I've found Indians are like human hitbots. I have a site which has (accidentally) been indexed for a lot of searches for Indian celeb sex tapes. I don't know if they can even understand English, they just click around madly hoping to find something. They're wasting their time... the only Indian sex tape content my site has is a "recent searches" page which shows all of the mad Indians trying to find it! (that's how Google keeps my site indexed under those terms)

Maybe it's a webmaster secret code. Because I'm really not too certain what you are talking about.

Is it Indian as in from India or Indian as in Native North American?

Ok,
As for the French free-loading. Well, there is some very distinct cultural differences between the French and the English. (And between French-Canadiens and Frenchmen too)

It sounds funny but I've always noticed there isn't a value placed on sex by francophones in general.

Strange because Montreal is flooded with Strip Bars, Escorts, on premise swinger clubs (clubs exchangiste) and even a small porn industry.

But try meeting couples to swing and you will see what I mean. "most talk the talk to the extreme but few will walk the walk."

France is similar too.

You can go to Club 88 watch a girl get fucked, stuff dildos up herself, etc. And you can see porn mags advertised at news stands, watch television variety shows, etc. And they all have their titties hanging out with super tiny thongs on.
But try and purchase a porno mag and walk down the street with it. Then watch all the people litterally assualt you **Interdit**

Basically this is what's happening.

French Cadadien wants to see porn. But wait a minute! He has to stop and think about these things.

1. Hey I'm not going to trust you with my credit card! You might be some sort of rip off!

2. Someone might find out when I get the bill. What will people think?

3. Maybe someone is going to use my credit card to find out where I live and rob me.

etc etc etc.

The free stuff is ok. The door is locked and no one can see you jerk off.

To understand the French you have to understand that we are all slightly neurotic. Sure you can have all this stuff, but hell don't ever use them. It's not polite or it might get you.

Rui 10-03-2005 05:10 AM

Interesting and suprising...thanks for sharing that list

/me takes notes :)

Ray@TastyDollars 10-03-2005 05:13 AM

Tabarnac des collis!

Funbrunette 10-03-2005 05:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manowar
lol sig spot

:thumbsup

emmanuelle 10-03-2005 05:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetroPornTour

French Cadadien wants to see porn. But wait a minute! He has to stop and think about these things.

1. Hey I'm not going to trust you with my credit card! You might be some sort of rip off!

2. Someone might find out when I get the bill. What will people think?

3. Maybe someone is going to use my credit card to find out where I live and rob me.

etc etc etc.

The free stuff is ok. The door is locked and no one can see you jerk off.

To understand the French you have to understand that we are all slightly neurotic. Sure you can have all this stuff, but hell don't ever use them. It's not polite or it might get you.


I'm not sure how this differs from any other segment of society.

Personally I feel that since sex is so widely available here, whether for free or for fee; that Quebecoise (both francophones & anglophones) are unwilling to pay to simply look at it.
I took my friends to the Hilltop the other night- they all got blowjobs for $80 cdn- so why pay $40 to look at it on a screen?

MetroPornTour 10-03-2005 06:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by emmanuelle
I'm not sure how this differs from any other segment of society.

Personally I feel that since sex is so widely available here, whether for free or for fee; that Quebecoise (both francophones & anglophones) are unwilling to pay to simply look at it.
I took my friends to the Hilltop the other night- they all got blowjobs for $80 cdn- so why pay $40 to look at it on a screen?

You really have to be French to really understand what I'm getting at.

The best way to state it is "It's a matter of degree."

MetaMan 10-03-2005 10:54 AM

what is so surprising about this? everyone knows that the french only spend money on well the FRENCH,

a welfare cheque also only goes so far when you have to spend half of it on booze and half of it on poutine. thus leaving little to no money left over to spend on the net.

MetroPornTour 10-03-2005 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan
what is so surprising about this? everyone knows that the french only spend money on well the FRENCH,

a welfare cheque also only goes so far when you have to spend half of it on booze and half of it on poutine. thus leaving little to no money left over to spend on the net.

Other than snide comments don't Alberta red/blue necks have better things to do?

Like dip your testicles in Sea Bass Oil? ( I hear if you go to bed with heating pads it will make your cock grow.)

imaginax 10-03-2005 11:27 AM

oooohhh please see sig boys and girls. This one might get ugly!

rowan 10-04-2005 04:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetroPornTour
Maybe it's a webmaster secret code. Because I'm really not too certain what you are talking about.

Is it Indian as in from India or Indian as in Native North American?

Browserlang = id

I'm #1 on many google search results without even trying. It's useless traffic though.


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