How do you get your Wife/GF to STFU when you want to relax?
 

It's Sunday morning and I just wanna chill but she won't shut her word hole. :helpme

duct tape!

tell her to stfu ?

honey, you are right and I am really sorry must work

do the dishes .. then send her to lunch with her friends..
YOu might get some head ...I know my hubby does when he does the dishes and a laod of laundry occasionally.

When will you guys realize to make us shut up is to do whatever it is we are bitching about..silly men.

I work from home 3 days a week AND take care of our 3 and 1 years olds at the same time. I already do the dishes and the laundry on those days.

Give her money?

Give her money to go shopping.

Damn, Mom does our laundry and dishes.....and he gets head anyway....

Nothing shuts us up when we don't want to shut up.....except divorce or death.

Hi, Betty!!

well in that case tell hier I said to shut the fuck up..she has very little reason to bitch if you do all that...christ, I have to pull teeth to get my man to pick up after himself..let alone the kids.

howdy sweet thang :winkwink:

lock your door and use your headphones

have you tried just asking her?

baseball bat always works just fine ;)

http://www.fireball20xl.com/stfu.jpg

I make her wear this.

http://pissyourself.com/pics/brains.jpg

Find a girl that gives amazing head. Bring her hom.

When the Girlfriend asks what the skank is doing in the house, simply respond

"If I can teach her to cook and clean, you're outta here!"



She should feel threatened enough to comply to your every wish and demand



or divorce you... in which case ain't so bad cause at least you got a good skank to give you head while you cry over your new found loneliness you poor son of a bitch...

:1orglaugh

It is impossible. Which is why I regret getting into relationships.

http://fr33p0rn.com/pics/this_bitch_stfu.jpg

this usually works
print it out and put it up where she is sure to see it.

Tell her to shut up.

my thoughts exactly
:thumbsup :1orglaugh

Women believe that their partner has an obligation to listen to them whenever she wants to talk.

My ex is my ex for that very reason.

I am keeping my eyes open for a truly exceptional woman who does not believe this.

thats hilarious :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Thank you, I'm here all night.

Tips are not necessary but are greatly appreciated :)

my g/f doesnt smoke weed so i just make her take a shotgun and she gets stoned all day, shes usually to high to say anything and hides in my bed.... :1orglaugh

LMAO... Yeah... show her that. :1orglaugh

see sig last pic - let it run on your monitor...she'll get it....

give her some cash and tell her to go shopping for the day. make damn sure she doesn't have the credit cards though

I dont live with my girl yet, so I cant really answer you. But rent a movie or something... you can watch it together. i guess she will be quiet for the next 100 minutes then! :thumbsup

I cant believe none of you fucks suggested shoving your cock in her mouth.. we know a girl cant talk while sucking dick...you guys are slacking today

HAHA Next Tuesday that's a good one

When my man wants to be alone all he does is TELL ME. I get the picture. I either go out or come back on the computer and play poker. If a woman argues with you after you tell her you want to be alone, she's definitely a BITCH.

And when I tell him to leave me alone, he goes out with the boys. We don't have a problem giving eachother some free time/space. Sounds like your lady needs a BEER!

I do leave my man alone when he tells me to shut the fuck up...but he doesnt listen to me when I tell him to shut the yap..he follows me around the house till I put my hands in my ears and start singing at the top of my lungs..or rip his vocal chords out thru his mouth :1orglaugh

http://malformedlogic.com/v-web/gall...he_Fuck_Up.jpg
http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/stfu.html

Well, with me all he has to do is tell me he's feeling antisocial and needs some quiet and would rather be alone at the moment. I pout for a minute, but I leave him alone and when he's done he comes back and gives me a hug. :)

Hit the atm, withdraw 300$ then head to hooters to catch the game, some wings, and some tits.

hit her with teh shovel.

hit her.

just tell her you want some chill time.

Give her money to go out

Hahahaha I was going to say the same thing, the more money you give her the longer she will be gone!!

Usually sticking my dick in her mouth works for me. Can't keep talking if her mouth is full.

and it really works :1orglaugh

...and stuff it into her mouth.

smack her upside the head,
if she still bitches.. hog tie her and put a gag in her mouth and throw her face down in the bathtub for a few hours

SNAP!!!!

Proper little housewife aren't ya :1orglaugh

Just assure her that you'll be doing your sunday morning chores even if it's a bit late anyway.

Drop kick her in the cocksucker.

kick her out my house