Here's an idea: invite 1 of your online friends.
 

what could possibly go wrong?

http://www.livejournal.com/users/shiroioji/114944.html

Jesus Christ....

"Statik asked that I put up a link to his PayPal for those of you who wanna help him pay for a profesional cleaner to come in and bleash the hell out of the apartment. Any takers?"

Smells like a fake/bogus way to get some $$........ could be wrong though.

that's one disgusting bitch