I Had a REVELATION! I know where we all came from!
 

While in the bathroom I was stunned when reality struck me and I realized the primordial soup theory is correct, but with a twist.

First of all, the Primordial Soup Theory suggests that life began in a pond or ocean as a result of the combination of chemicals from the atmosphere and some form of energy to make amino acids, the building blocks of proteins, which would then evolve into all the species.

Looking in the bowl tonight I realized where the Primordial Soup came from... folks, like it or not, we all came out of God's ass.

Think about that one for awhile. :)

good.. one...

Got shrooms?

I think you came from god's ass, buddy. The rest of us from somewhere else.

What is this god of which you speak?

Never heard of this before.

Just a really big dude who had to take a shit, Paul.

I'm sure Dad would love to discuss that theory with you.

We are all just cow thoughts anyway.

But did God wipe leftie or rightie...

Think about that one for awhile. :1orglaugh :helpme :Oh crap

mmmmmm wooooow

and did it go down the drain clockwise or counterclockwise?

I've been saying for years that life started on earth with some alien piss and chemicals from the earth. No one believes me though :(