Jack Thompson Is A Sexual Pervert...
 

Jack Thompson is furious at Rockstar Games, but that is no news. This time, he is furious on the GTA: Liberty City Stories web site.

Jack Thompson believes that the website, which features a spoof email from ?JT@CitizensUnitedNegatingTechnology", is an attempt made by Rockstar to brand him a "sexual pervert".

"The Internet is an unambiguous evil," the email reads. "The only things worse than the Internet are computer games and liberals. Only last week, I was using the Internet to look up some information for my 15 year old niece, who is
a keen water skier and state wide sailor. Trust me when I say this - searching under the subject matter "Teenage girls water sports" is not for the faint hearted."

The readers are invited to click on a link to the Citizens United Negating Technology website, (in fact a VB script) on which the visitors are advised to ?KEEP OFF THE INTERNET?.

In response, Jack Thompson sent an e-mail to US site GamePolitics in which he wrote:

?When you click on the fake email, you will find that JT (Jack Thompson) likes to surf the Internet for pictures depicting deviant sex acts by teenage girls."

"Additionally," Thompson continues, "There is at the site an audio ad featuring a man whose name is "Jack" who is found naked by a mother in her son's room.

"Bisexual paedophile Jack Thompson is the combined message."

Jack Thompson can assure the world that the only thing to which he is "addicted" is eating entertainment industry scofflaws for breakfast - and golf."

Source
http://news.softpedia.com/news/Rocks...ert-8652.shtml

The best line is:

"Trust me when I say this - searching under the subject matter "Teenage girls water sports" is not for the faint hearted.".... :1orglaugh