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nexcom28 09-30-2005 07:38 AM

The USA as a country...
 
At his meeting with Queen Elizabeth last night, George W. Bush turned to
the
Queen and said: "As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how my
great
country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom."
The Queen replied "I'm sorry Mr. Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have to
have
a King in charge - and you're not a King."
George Bush thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality then?"
To which the Queen replied. "Again, to be a Principality you have to be a
Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr. Bush."
George thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire then?"
The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replied "Sorry again, Mr. Bush,
but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not an
Emperor." Before George W could utter another word, The Queen said: "I
think
you're doing quite nicely as a Country."

Machete_ 09-30-2005 07:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nexcom28
At his meeting with Queen Elizabeth last night, George W. Bush turned to
the
Queen and said: "As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how my
great
country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom."
The Queen replied "I'm sorry Mr. Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have to
have
a King in charge - and you're not a King."
George Bush thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality then?"
To which the Queen replied. "Again, to be a Principality you have to be a
Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr. Bush."
George thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire then?"
The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replied "Sorry again, Mr. Bush,
but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not an
Emperor." Before George W could utter another word, The Queen said: "I
think
you're doing quite nicely as a Country."

does thatmake him a "count"?

nexcom28 09-30-2005 07:45 AM

No, I'll spell it out for you, it makes him a hahahaha..

ssp 09-30-2005 07:50 AM

OK this is a pretty complicated joke.

broke 09-30-2005 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssp
OK this is a pretty complicated joke.

If you replace "complicated" with "stupid", I think you'll have it.

:)

tranza 09-30-2005 08:36 AM

or both..complicated and stupid, that's it

PlugRush Sascha 09-30-2005 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by broke
If you replace "complicated" with "stupid", I think you'll have it.

:)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


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