My quote of the day... What's Yours!!!
 

"she was the best he could ever get yet he let her slip away like cum through teenage fingers"

"i Got The Internet Goin Nutz"

What a quote that is!
WG

Don't see what you believe, believe what you see! :thumbsup


But yours is funny! :1orglaugh

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NO, REALLY - SEE SIG!

That is my quote of the day .... EVERY DAY!

Yours is good though J!

:winkwink:

Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't.
--Richard Bach

You can lead a zealot to logic but you cannot make him think.

It is not the critic who counts: not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes up short again and again, because there is no effort without error or shortcoming, but who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, who spends himself for a worthy cause; who, at the best, knows, in the end, the triumph of high achievement, and who, at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."

"Citizenship in a Republic,"
Speech at the Sorbonne, Paris, April 23, 1910
Theodore Roosevelt -

A mind is the only place which can make a hell of heaven , a heaven of hell!

"The harder I work, the luckier I get."

so true88

"When they slam the door in your face, you have to figure out why. That is the essence of marketing."

Never assume. If you assume, you make an ASS out of U and ME.

Bump for friday... what's your quote.

My new one is " Yes Sir, I'll be on top of hit like it was a 19 year old Lightspeed Virgin ;-)

"mess with the best, die like the rest"

"I hate to say Itodaso, but Itodaso, I fuckin a todaso!!!!"

DH

"Don't eat yellow snow....."

:)

"A step ahead and you aren't in the same place anymore" - Chico Science

Unless you make your own cone right :upsidedow

i feel like a palentologist huntin dinosuars my whole life and finally got to meet one!

That logic didn't work on your mama...and it ain't gonna work on me :winkwink:

"Difficult takes a day, impossible takes a week." Jay-Z

"God bless those who believe everything they read up on a message board, if so.. I got a bridge for the low low..." - MF DOOM

BMF

"The brave live short lives but the cautious don't live at all"

"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men.
Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
-- Tiger Woods

"Fuck it, let's do a bucket!"

Take your tits out or go home!

Great Odin's Raven!

When A day passes and you didn't had a good laugh it was a day not worth mentioning..

"The ones who love us best are the ones we?ll lay to rest
And visit their graves on holidays at best
The ones who love us least are the ones we?ll die to please
If it?s any consolation, I don?t begin to understand them"

-Paul Westerberg

Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful people with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not' the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. The slogan 'press on' has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race.

--Calvin Coolidge

I stare at this everyday, it's posted on my computer:)

You do not have the testicular fortitude to show yourself.
Cracked me up

I have that on my wall at home - great quote

"Be trustworthy but trust no one"

good quote

what did Reagan say? Trust but verify

i liked that one

That is kinda catchy

Fuck batman and robin, im robbin with a bat man!
trust but verify is indeed quite catchy

Too many notes, my dear Mozart

-Emperor Joseph II

A promise is a comfort to a fool!

correction:

the mind is its own place, and in itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven...

(from "paradise lost")

When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.

Franklin D. Roosevelt

"The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accesorize."

"Human rights enforcement is the most effective counterterrorism measure the US government can take, and deep down its leaders have always known this."

...saw this today. It's not as good as some here, but I saved it. From an article on Gitmo.

No GUTS No GLORY!!!

"I don't believe in love - it's never worth the pain that you feel."