Funny Joke - and big boob pic
 

Kid goes to his dad and asks, "Dad, whats the difference between in theory, and in reality?"

So dad says, "go to mom and ask her if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars". The kid is like what the hell does that have to do with my question, but the dad insists, so off he goes. He comes back and tells the dad she said she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars.

Then the dad says, "go to your sister and ask her if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars". The kid is like what the hell does that have to do with my question, but the dad insists, so off he goes. He comes back and tells the dad she said she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.

So the kid says, "OK, now can you answer my question please dad". So the dad says, "Kid in theory we are millionaires now, but in reality we are just living with a couple of whores".

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I heard this joke this morning in the gym and was cracking up.

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don't get it...show more pics.

lmaooooo

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Not a bad one. But I like the photo.

I don't get it :-/ nice pic though :thumbsup

that's pretty funny, I get it :)

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Not bad, and nice tit's !!! :thumbsup

:1orglaugh Nice tits!

The joke was not bad, but it would not be the same without the pic !

hahaha nice joke..

yeah for get the pic.... funny one gdog

jejeje :1orglaugh good one

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haha, not bad at all.

Ok, here's the other version..

POTENTIALLY & REALISTICALLY
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad,what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and ask your brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars.

Come back and tell me what you learn from that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you leep with Robert Redford for a million dollars?"

The mother replied, "Of course I would! I wouldn't pass up an opportunity like that."

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

The girl replied, "Oh my God! I would just love to do that! I would be nuts to pass up that opportunity!"

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars?"

"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million dollars could buy?"

The boy pondered that for a few days, then went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?"

The boy replied, "Yes, sir. Potentially, we're sitting on three million dollars, but realistically,we're living with two sluts and a fag."

the joke was fine, but I love the pic more.

haha that's funny!!!

lol, i've seen better boobs!