"Dear Porn Website Owner"
 

(just recieved this, yesus)

I fully accept that in today's world and culture, your website is perfectly legal. Nudity, sexual freedom and sexual expression are an expression of what is free about our society.

It is my duty to inform you however that your freedom to express porn site licence is borne out of a justification to commit a vile and hideous act against the Creator, the Lord God Almighty, who gave us our bodies to be a temple, in which He may graciously enter our immortal soul in all of His Holiness, to nourish and feed our soul with all of His infinite Love and Wisdom.

Your website allows men and women, God's creation, to abuse this freedom that God gave us for His particular ends, namely that we may live and abide in Him through all eternity, for our most gracious joy and fulfillment. But, most sadly, your website shows God's creation in the clutches and grips of the dark Deceiver, Satan himself, who tempts the human heart to pleasure in his rejection of the true course of love that resides in mercy, compassion and self-sacrifice. He wishes to deceive all of creation into believing that the Cross of Christ, that great salvific act of God's Son to redeem humanity from sin, is somehow to be seen as a scandal or as against the true glory of Man and of Woman. And yet the real irony is his deception, for it leads not to ultimate pleasure or to man's glory; but to our eternal damnation, in the unbearable torments of eternal hell having lost sight of the illuminating beauty of God's light here on earth. Yes, hell is the place where there is everlasting suffering wherein lies the absolute absence of hope, whereas Christ offers us to accept our real and daily lives with all the hardships that life entails, the true and real hope of eternal life, that His sacrifice gained for you and for all humanity.

May you, through the intercession of Mary, the Mother of God, and all of the Saints and the Heavenly choir of angels, change your perception and see your glory beyond this life, as residing in God and in Heaven and ask you to mend your ways and seek God's full grace and repentence. May you not only change your ways but also seek all the men and women who parade their sinfullness before God on your site, to also mend their ways and bow and worship the one and only true God of Heaven and Earth, in all of his Beauty, Love and Holiness, from whom flourishes true goodness and happiness.

May Satan be damned and may all of his Principalities be damned with him. Adonmonish him from your heart and renew your life in the real freedom of the God who made you and who fashioned all things that reside in the Universe, for the sole and singular purpose of attaining His adoration.

Yours truly,

A Friend

holy shit :) nice

Just had a whole pile of those. Mailwasher bounced them right back to the righteous spammers.

So I guess you are closing your sites now then... Too bad, they convert real good :(


:winkwink:

yep Anna, got no choice heh

Just checking the lightning conductor on the roof now...

May Satan be damned and may all of his Principalities be damned with him. Adonmonish him from your heart and renew your life in the real freedom of the God who made you and who fashioned all things that reside in the Universe, for the sole and singular purpose of attaining His adoration.

very good said... :)

no 30 second email this one.. atleast the priest spent some time on it

Send him back an e-mail with incest.
Surely if he believes that we are all spawns of Adam and Eve, then he is pro-incest?

I've got nothing against people who wish to spend their time believing in some 'all-mighty' being, but spouting the propaganda to other people is just retarded.

Fucking gullible religeous idiots :disgust

What a crap. Hit delete and move on with you life.

report him for spamming.

lolz....

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

do it!

I wonder if one of these letters is what pushed Jeff from Busty Amateurs over the edge? :1orglaugh

yes, report him, and report him to the vatican too.

You must be doing something right to get someone that worked up. :321GFY

Report for spamming though

I.

thats funny i would laugh at them with a reply

Ask him why he visits porn sites in the first place if they are so bad

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

What a lovely email!

Too many words to read... Next

report him for spamming and signup his email to lots of porn sites so he'll get free pics :thumbsup

you should hang that letter in your office.

I was thinknig the same thing, maybe it's his mission to send that shit to as much website owners as possible :pimp

you should write back, "show me proof that god exists (as in hard, tangible proof and not some myth) and i will convert to your religion, give up all my assests and never again commit a sin." then continue with, "if you cannot prove this to me, you not only have to hand over all your assets to me but you must sign a 5 year contract with me as a model."

you'd be amazed how many people are silenced by receiving an email like that.