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Greg B 09-28-2005 08:01 AM

21ft Long Crocodile Captured In N'Orleans? T or F?
 
http://www.snopes.com/katrina/photos/crocodile.asp

Here's a goodie that'll scare the pants off ya.

Hornydog4cooter 09-28-2005 08:02 AM

holy shit that thing is huge!

Gouge 09-28-2005 08:09 AM

Origins: No, a 21-foot crocodile has been not been found swimming around the flooded streets of New Orleans in the wake of Hurricane Katrina. These photographs were taken in a very different part of the world over two years ago, and someone has simply altered the text that originally accompanied the pictures in e-mail forwards and changed the locale to New Orleans:

Monster in Pointe Noire

This crocodile was on the beach in front of the Petroleum club, Plage Sportive In Pointe Noire. 21 FT long, 4,500 lbs, around 80 years old minimum.

Specialists said that he was looking to eat humans because he was too old to catch animals. For the past few months in some villages close to Pointe Noire people were complaining that some people in their villages have been disappearing, could be this crocodile. This crocodile was killed by the army last Sunday at 3:00 pm, currently he is in the freezer at the Azur hotel.

These photographs actually show a crocodile that was shot and killed on 6 July 2003 at Pointe-Noire in the Republic of Congo. According to an article in allafrica.com, the reptile was a Nile crocodile whose vital statistics fell a bit short of the claims made above: he was estimated to be 50 years old, about 16 feet in length, and about 1,900 lbs. (not quite the 80-year-old, 21-foot, 4,500-pound monster described in e-mail). The local mayor reportedly insisted on preserving the crocodile's carcass against the efforts of locals who wanted to eat it and arranged for it to be shipped to a taxidermist.

Greg B 09-28-2005 08:09 AM

I saw a 20+ foot gator at a state fair. I thought the thing was stuffed or a fake and the owner got pissed at me teasing him and lifted the cage lid, poked that gator with a stick and it reared up and roared!

Lemme tell you, I was 16 at the time and I broke every track and field record known to mankind and there were witnesses to boot!

Greg B 09-28-2005 08:17 AM

Ya Bowzer, the photo ain't a fake but the story is. Still, at 16ft and 1,900lbs that is still one big fucking monster. It's a damned dinosaur at that size. Can you imagine how strong that fucker is????

Gators and crocs can run like 30mph at short distances and can kill a man with a tail swipe. That croc got that big and now telling how big they can get. Science still doesn't know how long gators and crocs can live or how big they can get. Fossils show they used to get to be 40-50ft. They're like sharks, long as you feed em' they'll keep on growing.

Rinaldo 09-28-2005 08:22 AM

I almost triple posted the actual truth lol

GFX Wiz 09-28-2005 08:22 AM

Ummm...North America has ALLIGATORS, no crocs in this part of the world...nearest would be Central America :2 cents:

adultchica 09-28-2005 08:24 AM

GFX you are absolutely correct on that one.

GFX Wiz 09-28-2005 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adultchica
GFX you are absolutely correct on that one.

Hello fellow Houstonian!

Greg B 09-28-2005 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GFX Wiz
Ummm...North America has ALLIGATORS, no crocs in this part of the world...nearest would be Central America :2 cents:

Not true. There are perhaps several hundred crocodiles in the U.S. alone.

They're in zoos and labs and a few in the wild as they were pets and let loose.

xclusive 09-28-2005 08:31 AM

Damn i'm 6'7" 320 and that thing would make me look like a baby:(

Dalai lama 09-28-2005 08:34 AM

that crocodile is huge damn

Greg B 09-28-2005 08:48 AM

Holy shit!!! Check out this info on the American Alligator!

http://www.npca.org/marine_and_coast.../alligator.asp

Greg B 09-28-2005 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GFX Wiz
Ummm...North America has ALLIGATORS, no crocs in this part of the world...nearest would be Central America :2 cents:

Ummm, you are completely wrong:

http://www.npca.org/marine_and_coast.../crocodile.asp

YankBro 09-28-2005 08:55 AM

any dummy could tell those weren't brothers of a U.S. variety... :thumbsup

Greg B 09-28-2005 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YankBro
any dummy could tell those weren't brothers of a U.S. variety... :thumbsup

Yeah, real brothers would have been pimpin' that crocodile. Woulda had it on the corner wearing stockings and a halter top.

Greg B 09-28-2005 10:22 PM

I still can't believe the size of that critter. Anyone ever eat alligator meat?

tristan_D 09-29-2005 12:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greg B
I still can't believe the size of that critter. Anyone ever eat alligator meat?

nope I haven't. and I agree that's one gargantuan croc.

reynold 09-29-2005 02:45 AM

I really believe that news dude.

PixeLs 09-29-2005 03:08 AM

Fuck, that can swallow an average age man whole.

Machete_ 09-29-2005 03:16 AM

Its a African croc, NOT a gator oramerican croc.
also check the peoples cloth and the truck . its not from the US

Ace-wtf 09-29-2005 04:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xclusive
Damn i'm 6'7" 320 and that thing would make me look like a baby:(

a tasty one lol

Pete-KT 09-29-2005 04:37 AM

False sorry tomake u sad

Vitasoy 09-29-2005 04:52 AM

That is one huge croc!

[illnet]-Tracie 09-29-2005 04:53 AM

great pics!! it is so huge it looks unreal!

sonofsam 09-29-2005 05:08 AM

back in 'nam i had to fight 8 of those at the same time by headbutting them since my hands were tied behind my back (since i was in a POW camp at the time)

Machete_ 09-29-2005 05:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam
back in 'nam i had to fight 8 of those at the same time by headbutting them since my hands were tied behind my back (since i was in a POW camp at the time)

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myjah 09-29-2005 06:21 AM

Who had the balls big enough to decide to catch that monster?

ssp 09-29-2005 06:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by myjah
Who had the balls big enough to decide to catch that monster?

Steve Irwin, the crocodile hunter of course!

bopha 09-29-2005 06:40 AM

Some crocs live on the golf courses on Sanibel Island. I've seen them run, it's so weird. They stretch their legs up so they are much taller than I ever thought. If they chase you, you should run zig zag, apparently they can't do that.

LoriAnderson 09-29-2005 06:46 AM

that thing is huge... 80 yrs old too

jacked 09-29-2005 06:48 AM

that thing is fucking HUGE

Jman 09-29-2005 07:11 AM

Croc is real but story is ....
Croc of shit ... read bottom of the page on the link

Urban Legends Reference Pages ? 1995-2005
by Barbara and David P. Mikkelson
This material may not be reproduced without permission.

Next thing you know they will annouce Bush as been eaten by it... YEAH!!!

Downtime 09-29-2005 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greg B
I saw a 20+ foot gator at a state fair. I thought the thing was stuffed or a fake and the owner got pissed at me teasing him and lifted the cage lid, poked that gator with a stick and it reared up and roared!

Lemme tell you, I was 16 at the time and I broke every track and field record known to mankind and there were witnesses to boot!

lol that seriously made me laugh out loud, but i know i would've done the same damn thing.

cool link!

tranza 09-29-2005 08:14 AM

cool, those kinda pics are great!

Midnight_13 09-29-2005 08:16 AM

Thats-a-huge-bitch!

Scott McD 09-29-2005 09:17 AM

http://www.delsjourney.com/images/ne..._With_Croc.jpg


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