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Evil Chris 09-28-2005 05:59 AM

Are you bad in bed?
 
The fact is... most guys under 30 are bad in bed.

Sorry if this is news to you.

butterflybucks 09-28-2005 06:00 AM

Since when do women care about a man being good in the sack? It's how well the credit card performs isn't it?

Violetta 09-28-2005 06:01 AM

5 years till Im 30... guess I just have to be patient then! :)

poppet 09-28-2005 06:04 AM

No idea. It's been so long since I've had sex that I keep forgetting who gets tied up.

mrthumbs 09-28-2005 06:04 AM

im may be bad in bed but my girlfiends sucks!

kmanrox 09-28-2005 06:10 AM

i can tell you that i USED to be great in bed... but since i moved to Thailand and 75% of the girls i fuck are hookers, i'm a terrible lay now... completely selfish... when i go to the USA and lay regular chicks, i can tell they're disappointed... i only wish i could explain to them im used to hookers who are required to satisfy me, and i dont have to satisfy them at all ahahahahaa

Brad Gosse 09-28-2005 06:10 AM

woohoo I'm 31. Finally I am good at something!

lol

nexcom28 09-28-2005 06:11 AM

Woohoo! I'm 31 next week!

butterflybucks 09-28-2005 06:21 AM

I'm 35. Have I reached MASTER status yet?

Spunky 09-28-2005 06:22 AM

I'm great for about 2 minutes :thumbsup

tranza 09-28-2005 06:42 AM

30 is a nice age, and many people say what she said...let's see

Ace-wtf 09-28-2005 06:46 AM

i'll check it out :winkwink:

Evil Chris 09-28-2005 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky
I'm great for about 2 minutes :thumbsup

aahahaha... :1orglaugh

Marcus Aurelius 09-28-2005 08:05 AM

im 29, 30 in march, and I'll say that im probably the best I have ever been. Not much I wouldnt do to a woman to get her off. Unless she wanted me to shit on her, then the bitch has to go.. :1orglaugh

Evil Chris 09-28-2005 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mdcq
im 29, 30 in march, and I'll say that im probably the best I have ever been. Not much I wouldnt do to a woman to get her off. Unless she wanted me to shit on her, then the bitch has to go.. :1orglaugh

You prude! :1orglaugh

PlugRush Sascha 09-28-2005 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Chris
The fact is... most guys under 30 are bad in bed.

Sorry if this is news to you.

10 more years! 10 more years! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

RookieApril 09-28-2005 09:09 AM

there's been a few under 30 that are good. but i agree, over 30 is better.

Rui 09-28-2005 09:13 AM

Yep...shit actualy lol

georgeyw 09-28-2005 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox
i can tell you that i USED to be great in bed... but since i moved to Thailand and 75% of the girls i fuck are hookers, i'm a terrible lay now... completely selfish... when i go to the USA and lay regular chicks, i can tell they're disappointed... i only wish i could explain to them im used to hookers who are required to satisfy me, and i dont have to satisfy them at all ahahahahaa

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Just go to the hookers when you go back to the states :)

Doctor Dre 09-28-2005 09:56 AM

If I'd fuck a 35 years old mama, I'd probably be bad for her ... but if I fuck a 20 years old girl ... it 's a different story ;)

Babagirls 09-28-2005 10:05 AM

age has nothing to do with it lol trust me :(

lchaim 09-28-2005 10:17 AM

'not bad meaning bad, but bad meaning good..."

wiki wiki wiki


:thumbsup

:pimp

Evil Chris 09-28-2005 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babagirls
age has nothing to do with it lol trust me :(

You have a lot to learn. Trust me.

:1orglaugh

abadfish 09-28-2005 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox
i can tell you that i USED to be great in bed... but since i moved to Thailand and 75% of the girls i fuck are hookers, i'm a terrible lay now... completely selfish... when i go to the USA and lay regular chicks, i can tell they're disappointed... i only wish i could explain to them im used to hookers who are required to satisfy me, and i dont have to satisfy them at all ahahahahaa

Ya, tell a regular chick you are used to fucking thai hookers and I'm sure she will understand... :helpme ...that she doesn't want to get a disease.

Babagirls 09-28-2005 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Chris
You have a lot to learn. Trust me.

:1orglaugh

shiiiiiiiiiit....i'd make you fall in love with 1 session. :pimp

Evil Chris 09-28-2005 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babagirls
shiiiiiiiiiit....i'd make you fall in love with 1 session. :pimp

Are you coming on to me? LOL

Pete-KT 09-28-2005 01:06 PM

Speak for yourself ;)

SteveM 09-28-2005 01:14 PM

I suck.....................No actually my girlfriend does ;-)

MetaMan 09-28-2005 01:16 PM

this must go down with:

"200 sales a day on a hun listing"
and
"converting 1:82 ACROSS THE BOARD"

as Evil Chris facts.

but in reality the only fact is Evil Chris has a small penis.

Herb Kornfield 09-28-2005 01:24 PM

Cant be that bad if I have a wife and 4 girlfriends.

sherie 09-28-2005 01:26 PM

You've banged a lot of guys under 30 have you? :P

Screaming 09-28-2005 01:28 PM

never had any complaints heh

bangman 09-28-2005 01:36 PM

I once had a girl throw up all over the place after I had sex with her.

VicD 09-28-2005 01:41 PM

yes, i'am very bed

loverboy 09-28-2005 02:08 PM

good thing i start early lol

:smokin

Rui 09-28-2005 02:35 PM

All of sudden this seemed to have turned into a "i'm older and my batteries aren't low, i'm super-duper in bed, you young boys whose age I will never have again don't know crap" lol...

Elli 09-28-2005 02:37 PM

My bf is 34.. no wonder he's so good!

As for me, he says I'm wonderfully bad. *GRiN*

xfalmp 09-28-2005 03:01 PM

Hell yeah, I'm damn good in bed!!!! ...I can sleep for DAYS!!! :winkwink:

CherryLipsRosa 09-28-2005 03:39 PM

normally under 30 do not care if they are good or bad!

Vitasoy 09-28-2005 04:52 PM

Practice makes perfect, I think that's pretty bang on.

mcmc 09-28-2005 04:57 PM

just do what the girls want and you are good in bed. Its that easy damn.


















im over 30 btw :(

s9ann0 09-28-2005 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox
i can tell you that i USED to be great in bed... but since i moved to Thailand and 75% of the girls i fuck are hookers, i'm a terrible lay now... completely selfish... when i go to the USA and lay regular chicks, i can tell they're disappointed... i only wish i could explain to them im used to hookers who are required to satisfy me, and i dont have to satisfy them at all ahahahahaa


sleeping with hookers is bad ok and I am not posting this from del rey hotel room on the wireless and I won't be snorting the rest of this yayo in a bit and heading down to the bar to get another one!


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