Condoms
 

WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to

walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad? To

which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms son.

Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively.

"Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display

and picks up a package of 3 and asks,"Why are there 3 in this package?"

The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for

Saturday, and one for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6

pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"


"Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for


Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up

a 12 pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are


for married men. One for January, one for February, one for


March......."

great joke, just read it yesterday on another site which is wierd

lol that's great

Hahaha, pretty funny!

Well if my husband isn't going to give the pushin at least once a week then he better be given me lots of lovins and kisses all the time! :winkwink:

Cute joke though! :1orglaugh

hehe

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Aah i loved college lol

Lol :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

lol that's funny. :)

Heh heh..that was good

hahaha how true...

STOP IT, or I'll never get Married! ;)

LOL... how have you been bro?

I may be white bread... but I'm burnt around the edges... I can hear Jimi baby :thumbsup

Man, I been chillin...runnin the radio station and fuckin Fat hotties...how about you?

A true classic.

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Oldie but Goldie!

haha.. funnys shit..

ha that's cute.

I have always had 2 for fridays, 2 for saturdays, and 2 for sundays. LOL
great joke, man.

lol, haha now that's pretty funny

haha that one was great.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh Nice. some of us married guys get it more than once a month though.. :)

sad and funny

A long one, but funny =)

hahaha great one...funny :1orglaugh

LOL nice one!

funny !!!