If you used to fuck a sock puppet...
 

...then you obviously spent some time jail :2 cents:

I believe the jail term is Fi-Fi.... Nothin wrong with that.. better than piping the man meat...

thanks for the correction, I've never been arrested so I didnt know the actual name for it :1orglaugh

/me raises hand

guilty as charged

if your wife is fat and you are fat, you are going to have fat kids....

If you have ever ripped off your partner/affiliate and you used to live next door to eachother practically, raise your hand..

william, i hope you raise your hand on this one...

Yeah I'm an "old fat drunk crippled spammer" but my wife has a belly flatter than Madonna's. And I didnt rip you off you idiot, I tried to keep a 'friend' from getting ripped off even worse. It took me time to figure out what was going on. The sooner you come to terms with that, the sooner we can quit this shit.

funky! funky! :)

I used to do that until i got, athletes cock

better off without pics.

I'm actually curious to see what that would look like