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baddog 09-25-2005 11:46 PM

I don't care where you live, but this thread could really save your life. (pic)
 
Those of you that think your government is prepared to immediately come to your aid in the event of any type of natural disaster are not paying attention. I am sorry if it took Katrina to get the message through to you.

Displayed below is a survival pack that will insure I can go 3 days without having to worry about FEMA or anyone else pulling my ass out of the fire. I have had one for close to 25 years. I suggest you do the same, it is very cheap insurance.

http://a1der-babe.com/prepare.jpg

WarChild 09-25-2005 11:47 PM

Good call. I'm prepared too, except for I went as far as having two weeks worth of supplies.

you are dumb 09-25-2005 11:48 PM

you're missing the #1 thing - .45 handgun.

all your other shit dont matter.

CDSmith 09-25-2005 11:49 PM

Yup.

It's really as simple as being ready to go camping for 1-2 weeks at any given moment.

Just have everything needed for camping ready and stored in a sensible place.


And I dont' mean the pussified camping with electricity and indoor plumbing. I mean roughing it 100% camping... like if you don't remember to pack asswipe you're using leaves.

sub.eric 09-25-2005 11:51 PM

A .45 is too large. 9MM or .40 cal would do just as well, and you could carry more bullets. Or a 12 guage shotgun with birdshot would be the best IMO.

The Mormons go for a year supply of all that. Some even have it down to just one closet. (my mother and sisters are Mormon. Pity me.) Do increase it from 3 days. It took FEMA that long to get their act together, and another week before they were in any way effective.

WarChild 09-25-2005 11:53 PM

Also people, don't forget your animals. They'll need food and water too.

sh33p 09-25-2005 11:57 PM

Wipe your ass with your left hand or something? No asswipe in sight.

KRL 09-25-2005 11:59 PM

Don't forget to pack a magic marker for your signage needs also.

http://www.internetmanagementservices.com/gfy/sign.jpg

:1orglaugh

pradaboy 09-26-2005 12:12 AM

Solid tip BD... certainly not luxury to have around these days

MetroPornTour 09-26-2005 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild
Also people, don't forget your animals. They'll need food and water too.

Yes don't forget your animals.
Because in a pinch, they are potential food?

baddog 09-26-2005 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetroPornTour
Yes don't forget your animals.
Because in a pinch, they are potential food?


Definitely a potential meal. My bird isn't going to amount to more than a snack though.

riddler 09-26-2005 12:49 AM

shit, a man can live off MRE's for months on end, Go to a army supply store and buy a wood crate of that shit and you are set :)

Stacey_JoinRightNow 09-26-2005 12:51 AM

Its better to be prepare!

riddler 09-26-2005 12:52 AM

Where is your water purifier? A friend had this one we used when camping that could turn piss and shit water in to drinking water if needed to be, it was splendid

pocketkangaroo 09-26-2005 12:59 AM

That is great advice and something I've been meaning to do for awhile now. Do you know where you can pick up a survival pack like that? I think I can get MREs at the local Army-Navy store, but the other stuff I don't know about.

I think another important thing is to make sure you have survival stuff in your car as well. This is especially important if you live up North like I do. You never know when you'll be stranded in a car or need to evacuate an area right away. It is important to carry flashlight, blankets, water bottles, food, and a gallon of gas in the trunk.

MetroPornTour 09-26-2005 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by riddler
Where is your water purifier? A friend had this one we used when camping that could turn piss and shit water in to drinking water if needed to be, it was splendid

Hey honey,
When your done taking that shit bring it over here. I'm making some tea.

Noir 09-26-2005 01:00 AM

MREs aren't too bad really

baddog 09-26-2005 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by riddler
Where is your water purifier? A friend had this one we used when camping that could turn piss and shit water in to drinking water if needed to be, it was splendid


See the silver bags? Water.

WarChild 09-26-2005 01:01 AM

I think I'll open up my own flood survival store in New Orleans.
http://www.chinarack.com/images/Cart...20Cart%201.jpg

Because when you're hungry and thirsty, looted goods are just that much heavier.

baddog 09-26-2005 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo
That is great advice and something I've been meaning to do for awhile now. Do you know where you can pick up a survival pack like that? I think I can get MREs at the local Army-Navy store, but the other stuff I don't know about.

I think another important thing is to make sure you have survival stuff in your car as well. This is especially important if you live up North like I do. You never know when you'll be stranded in a car or need to evacuate an area right away. It is important to carry flashlight, blankets, water bottles, food, and a gallon of gas in the trunk.


Marine supply or sporting goods store

sub.eric 09-26-2005 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo
That is great advice and something I've been meaning to do for awhile now. Do you know where you can pick up a survival pack like that? I think I can get MREs at the local Army-Navy store, but the other stuff I don't know about.

I think another important thing is to make sure you have survival stuff in your car as well. This is especially important if you live up North like I do. You never know when you'll be stranded in a car or need to evacuate an area right away. It is important to carry flashlight, blankets, water bottles, food, and a gallon of gas in the trunk.

Get a copy of Soldier of Fortune Magazine. There are stores that do survivalist stuff like this. Any gun store should have a copy they can sell you. Or they may know where the stores are or URLS or something.

Failing that, a outdoor store can help you out. Tell them you are going for long distance hiking away from civilization. They will get you the MINIMUM stuff you need for two weeks on your back and on foot, wihtout trying to sell you the crap that is "guarenteed to keep you alive".

One thing about the MREs, they are designed for active army types, who are on their feet, humping their packs and about 40 lbs of other geer like grenades, amunition and their rifle. Those things have about 3000 calories in them and it's rumored that there are chemicals in some of the food to deliberately constipate you. They are for high-energy use. So if you anticipate sitting in one place for a long time munching on them, you may want to look at some of the hiker's meals instead of the MREs.

I did this and had a nice collection of stuff, so feel free to drop me a line at sub.eric (at) blackrosefloggers.com and I can see what I can do to help steer you guys in the right direction.

PixeLs 09-26-2005 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild
I think I'll open up my own flood survival store in New Orleans.
http://www.chinarack.com/images/Cart...20Cart%201.jpg

Because when you're hungry and thirsty, looted goods are just that much heavier.

Always have bright ideas on your mind. :1orglaugh :thumbsup

VicD 09-26-2005 01:53 AM

thanks for the advice

Ace-wtf 09-26-2005 01:54 AM

what about if you have a dog?

baddog 09-26-2005 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ace-imlive
what about if you have a dog?


Adjust according to the size of the dog

http://www.jonesimages.com/elements/...d-charcoal.jpg

Niqqer 09-26-2005 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRL
Don't forget to pack a magic marker for your signage needs also.

http://www.internetmanagementservices.com/gfy/sign.jpg

:1orglaugh

Write whatever you want, it don't matter... nigggers are like zombies, they can't read.

You'll be dealing with an all-black Dawn of the Dead.

V_RocKs 09-26-2005 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
Adjust according to the size of the dog

http://www.jonesimages.com/elements/...d-charcoal.jpg


Now that is a good one...

Peace 09-26-2005 04:46 AM

Thankssssssssssssss


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