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Dagwolf 09-25-2005 01:33 PM

Newbie questions finally answered!
 
Q: How much can I make in a month?
A: Depends on how much time and money you put in and for how long. In other words, we don't know.

Q: How much money do you make?
A: We're not telling you because you're a newbie who will probably quit after 6 months of not breaking even, because it's none of your business, and because we lied on our taxes and the IRS might be reading GFY.

Q: Did you really lie on your taxes and post it on GFY?
A. No, that would be stupid.

Dagwolf 09-25-2005 01:36 PM

Q: How much is my domain worth?
A: $8.95

pornguy 09-25-2005 01:38 PM

Q: What is the best way to get started.

A: Try reading some first.

Lykos 09-25-2005 01:39 PM

Newbies:)

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-25-2005 01:40 PM

Q: Is it ok if I copy an idea?

A: Yeah everyone else does.

Dagwolf 09-25-2005 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ
Q: Is it ok if I copy an idea?

A: Yeah everyone else does.

A2: But it will get you banned from the dancing banana squad:

SFF11 09-25-2005 01:42 PM

Q: What's a TPG?

lchaim 09-25-2005 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SFF11
Q: What's a TPG?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:thumbsup

:pimp

Pandoras_Box 09-25-2005 02:58 PM

Q? what's my linking code used for?

A. Making MONEY promote the linking code directly on search engines and/or place the linking code on your site.

zobmaster 09-25-2005 03:01 PM

Q? what is HTML?

Dagwolf 09-25-2005 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zobmaster
Q? what is HTML?

Hypertext Markup Language, the source code in which most web pages are written. Click view>source for an example.

Ignore anything between <script=javascript> and </script> tags, that's javascript which is a bit more advanced (and which I use but don't understand).

adultguus 09-25-2005 11:16 PM

Q. I make and submit one gallery every week for 3 weeks now, but I still don't make any money, what am I doing wrong [insert link to a gallery with 6 sponsor pictures of an ugly naked teen in here]

A. As in any other business you'll have to WORK for your money in the adult industry.

Babesex 09-25-2005 11:56 PM

Q: Why does my site say Page cannot be found?

Violetta 09-26-2005 05:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adultguus
Q. I make and submit one gallery every week for 3 weeks now, but I still don't make any money, what am I doing wrong [insert link to a gallery with 6 sponsor pictures of an ugly naked teen in here]

A. As in any other business you'll have to WORK for your money in the adult industry.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh Good one!!

Doctor Dre 09-26-2005 05:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adultguus
Q. I make and submit one gallery every week for 3 weeks now, but I still don't make any money, what am I doing wrong [insert link to a gallery with 6 sponsor pictures of an ugly naked teen in here]

A. As in any other business you'll have to WORK for your money in the adult industry.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Doctor Dre 09-26-2005 05:56 AM

Q. How can I crack this script ?
A. BUY IT MOTHERFUCKER


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