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Walley 09-24-2005 09:15 PM

why dose it hurt when i pee
 
i know ill get some good answers for this one common gimme your best!!

S P A N N O W 09-24-2005 09:15 PM

...cause you should have worn a condom dummy! :1orglaugh

tony286 09-24-2005 09:21 PM

write that question google it can be a std or a kidney problem

LexiLexxx 09-24-2005 09:22 PM

bladder infection, you have to go see the doctor!

butterflybucks 09-24-2005 09:22 PM

Your cock ring is too tight!

Spunky 09-24-2005 09:23 PM

Prepare for the cotton swab up the pee hole..it oly hurts like hell for a couple minutes

gornyhuy 09-24-2005 09:26 PM

Stop doing this:

http://www.detroithardcore.com/wish.jpg

llporter 09-24-2005 09:26 PM

WTK is that thing above it - YIKES



Does it feel like someone is pulling barbed wire right through the hole?

Syphilis

Walley 09-24-2005 09:29 PM

yea and then spraying vinigar into it

Walley 09-24-2005 09:30 PM

thats it exactlly barbed wire and vinigar

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mrkris 09-24-2005 09:41 PM

That means you have tiny illegal immigrants in your penis. Get them out now before they get there green cards.

Jimbo 09-24-2005 09:47 PM

you tried to go pee right after rubbing one out?

Dagwolf 09-25-2005 12:36 AM

'Don't use soap as a masturbatory lubricant.

S P A N N O W 09-25-2005 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dagwolf
'Don't use soap as a masturbatory lubricant.

Actually Dagwolf, as a precautionary step after sex, using soap in just such a way might actually help........I've read. :uhoh










:1orglaugh

Redrob 09-25-2005 12:51 AM

OMFG...! Stop using your dick as a cassette player and buy an Ipod....

dylan4U 09-25-2005 12:53 AM

See a doctor

Doc911 09-25-2005 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gornyhuy



I know what gym that guy goes to

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fucking-around-and-business-discussion/514177-im-gym-cassette-player.html

tranza 09-25-2005 04:14 PM

you probably have some inffection, you better take care

Spider64 09-25-2005 04:16 PM

Drink Water.

Rui 09-25-2005 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza
you probably have some inffection, you better take care

^^ yep...

Have been naugthy the past weeks...? :Oh crap

The Ghost 09-25-2005 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gornyhuy

Holy fuck......... he still uses tapes? :upsidedow

jimmyf 09-25-2005 04:26 PM

Clap
Syphilis
or a
Strain

Don't go to your doctor, goto the public health, they know how to treat STD's better

jimthefiend 09-25-2005 04:40 PM

It hurts when you pee because the souls of a million dead english teachers have cursed you for being unable to spell one of the most commonly used words in this language: DOES.

zobmaster 09-25-2005 04:51 PM

Why does it hurt when I pee
Why does it hurt when I pee
I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it
Huuuuuuurt
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Franck zappa (joe garage)

Pipecrew 09-25-2005 05:07 PM

Have you not been drinking water or fluids lately? that is like the most common diagnosis when people are running around thinking they have an std.

PixeLs 09-25-2005 07:16 PM

Maybe that's Urinary track infection. You better seek medical help.

BIGTYMER 09-25-2005 07:20 PM

Stop fucking ass without a condom... or stop getting your ass fucked.

Vitasoy 09-25-2005 07:24 PM

Go see a doctor, would be your best bet

ItBurnsWhenIpee 09-25-2005 08:27 PM

Welcome to the club.

Marshal 09-25-2005 08:45 PM

go to doctor and have some antibiotics, dummy! :)

tristan_D 09-26-2005 01:18 AM

stop using ben gay as lube.

Barefootsies 09-26-2005 01:21 AM

Could be a urinary tract infection.
Could be you have caught an STD.
Could be you took a pee after rubbing on out.

Drink lots of water, and if it last more than a day, go to the dr's and prepare to bend over.

:Oh crap

Godsmack 09-26-2005 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Walley
i know ill get some good answers for this one common gimme your best!!

http://www.superfineporn.com/WhyDoesItHurtWhenIPee.mp3 :-)

Mefo 09-26-2005 02:12 AM

use the guillotine it can save you life


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