I'm so fucking drunk right now...
 

This took me five minutes to type.

Almost time to join you..time to get sloppy :glugglug

FUck me bro... I returned to drinking tonight... shit... I'm so hammered... i haven'T drank in 3 months. Jäger, beer, hennyessy, tequila... oh piss bucktets!

heh enjoy it ;)

Fuck me... it takes me forever to type half decently...

I will be drunk in 3 hours

Good luck... maybe I'll be sober in 3.

i can give you good advice from experience. dont post when you are loaded. i dont know how many mornings i woke up and been like "wtf was i thinking?"
rofl. drink a shot of jaeger for me :thumbsup

yea me too but not the amount i wouldve liked.... beer, whiskey and bacardi didnt do the trick....

what are you drinking?

Too late. I already had too many to count. I'm actually sobering up again. I can almost type without having to correct myself 8 times on every word.

nice! i might be tonight...

now hook me up with some links on your site ;) muahaha

hahah that was this morning for me :1orglaugh

I can only imagine how long ti will take you to type when you're cracked.

congrats, that's what life is all about!

cheers!

Don't worry, it only took me less than half a second to understand this thread anyway. :winkwink: