And, on the left, the Port side of the stage
 

Standing four foot three, Mr. Edward Van Halen.

http://www.ortega.com/graphics/produ.../lg_sauces.jpg

You must be thinking the aft side of the stage.

Did you get that care package I sent to you while you were working as a lifeguard at the local swimming hole?

http://www.vhvault.com/vhbass/Pics/l...0jd%20bass.jpg

Is that Ernie McCracken?

YARGH! No sir... Phil.

http://www.millers-rentals.com/phil_mccracken_back1.jpg

Phil Anselmo?

http://www.flexform.de/tattoo/stars/phil_anselmo2.jpg

YARGH! No. Roger Anselmo, my fourth grade art teacher.

http://wadny.com/band/pictures/Anselmo.jpg

Oh, didn't he get married to the lady that was the manager of the produce deartment of the grocery store consortium?

Sammy makes some pretty damn good Tequila also..Cabo Wabo..about 125 a bottle

THis is my one and only post in this thread, i just wanted to let you two know that our good friend bugs bunny has relapsed

http://www.maksimarket.ee/goods_pict...unane_hiid.jpg

i've been driving through the carrot fields looking for him....but you know how bunnies are, they don't like talking to the cops...

YARGH! Yeah Selma. Lucky Bastage.

http://www.friesian.com/ross/selma-2.jpg