Funny letter Bill Maher wrote to George W
 

In case you missed last Friday's HBO's "Late Night with Bill Maher,"
here was his open letter to the President:

Mr. President, this job can't be fun for you any more.
There's no more money to spend--you used up all of that.

You can't start another war because you used up the army.

And now, darn the luck, the rest of your term
has become the Bush family nightmare: helping poor people.

Listen to your Mom. The cupboard's bare, the credit cards maxed out.
No one's speaking to you. Mission accomplished.

Now it's time to do what you've always done best:
lose interest and walk away.
Like you did with your military service and the oil company
and the baseball team. It's time. Time to move on
and try the next fantasy job.

How about cowboy or space man?
Now I know what you're saying:
there's so many other things that you as President
could involve yourself in. Please don't. I know, I know.
There's a lot left to do.
There's a war with Venezuela.
Eliminating the sales tax on yachts.
Turning the space program over to the church.
And Social Security to Fannie Mae. Giving embryos the vote.

But, Sir,
none of that is going to happen now. Why?
Because you govern like Billy Joel drives.

You've performed so poorly
I'm surprised that you haven't given yourself a medal.

You're a catastrophe that walks like a man.
Herbert Hoover was a shitty president,
but even he never conceded an entire city to rising water and snakes.

On your watch, we've lost almost all of our allies, the surplus,
four airliners, two trade centers, a piece of the Pentagon
and the City of New Orleans.

Maybe you're just not lucky.
I'm not saying you don't love this country.

I'm just wondering how much worse it could be
if you were on the other side.

So, yes, God does speak to you.
What he is saying is: "Take a hint."

Thanks for that. There's a couple of good chuckles in there :)

I dont even live in his country and I am sick of him, I was really looking forward to see another president.

Neo-con = Nazi

Too true :1orglaugh

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lol that pic is great

We don't get his show anymore where I live but I saw that clip on the net somewhere. It was great! (I love Bill Maher, I wish he was still on Canadian tv :( )

Because you govern like Billy Joel drives.

love it! :1orglaugh

haha thanks for sharing that leedsfan :)

you're welcome. Cracked me up.

LMAO...thanks for sharing that piece!

Ahhhh thank you. I needed that today.

I've been expecting him to appoint himself dictator, considering this rather extended State of Emergency. Couldn't believe the terror scale was upped to yellow today. Like people need more to worry about.

its truly sad when a government is using color codes to scare their own people :(

and that letter was nice :thumbsup