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My roomate had a "friend" over the other night. Her boyfriend just came by and found two used condoms in her room. She blamed it on me and now her man is questioning me! What do I say without busting her out? :Oh crap

LOL< my buddies use to fuck in my old roomies bed all the time :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

It got pretty crazy in here last night, and I'm under federal gag order not to release details...

Ha ha, I just might try that. Not too sure it'll fly though.

say you were blowing baloons for a party

The condoms were used. Should I say we spit loogies in them for fun too?

Maybe I should tell him I was starting a prank war with her.

Just tell him your sex life is none of his fucking business.

rat her out and video tape the fight, then make a HUGE ugly watermark on it and send it to all the video sites and highest bidder gets the footage, also have a cameraman outside in a car waiting to follow the guy as he beats down the guy she slept with

BTW... sent an email a while ago, interested in promoting your site, how do I get started?

Vindictive... profitable... I like it.

You're from Nebraska? Isn't polygamy legal there? What's the problem?

(It's late, I should be sleeping...)

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That should end it. :thumbsup

lolololololo

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You know that could be really fun, and dramatic, considering they just choked each other out in my front yard! Might get a little crazy and I'm not trying to have them tear up my house. They're crazy!

Thanx, I'll be sure to keep that in mind.

tell jim vanderslice aka nebreaskacoeds aka necoeds aka scammer that biggy says hello.

you know, the guy who owns your site, who once told me affiliates dont mean shit to him, who once robbed all his affiliates, to then have ibill shut down. then he disappeared for a year, and now the first site he's back with is yours.. look up history on nebraskacoeds - theres a reason its in the triplexcash program now.

i wouldnt be able to sleep at night if i knew people were sending him traffic without knowing his past history.

Melissa, I am not relaying anything to Jim. Contact him yourself. I have done nothing to you and don't want to be in the middle of the drama between you two. I have done nothing to you and don't wish to bother you. Please respect that.

Move all your stuff out of the apartment.

Then call the boyfriend at his work and confess to fucking his girlfriend.

Sorry, didn't realize that wasn't melissa

Really though, it's not my issue and I wish to have no part in you posting your business on my page. But do as you wish.

jim is reading this, who are you kidding. he robbed people blind, he owns the domain of your site, ill put any amount of money he owns the ccbill account also. how long have you been in this business - i have been in it since 1998.

there are some people in this business who actually care about the reputation and history of those who control paying you. and for the record, jim was with ibill, told them to stop payouts. he thought he could live off rebills, until ibill went under - karma is great :) he was a known scammer, he disappeared for a year. he is the lowest of the low, and has served jailtime for check forgery - FACT.

do yourself a favor, if you actually care about the success of your site - get a new webmaster, one who doesnt have a reputation of ripping affiliates off, then i'll leave you out of it.

this is my last post.

I think this statement could make him shut up. :thumbsup
By the way, do you have any plans to blackmail your boardmate? :winkwink:

show him your boobs

oh wow, the domain is all of a sudden transferred to Jeffrey Vanderslice instead of Jim. GO FIGURE.
Some things never change........ seriously jim, did you really think all those people you screwed wouldn't remember who you were?

yeah, i guess jim isn't reading.. i swear I heard you were living with him, no? i'd have to double check. kinda makes this thread seem like bullshit.

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