Joke - Eager Little Todd
 

After school one day Todd, an eager second-grader, came up to his dad working in the garage and asked, "Dad, what's a pussy?"

The dad contemplated how he should answer this delicate question. Then, resolving that an honest question deserves an honest answer, he reached up on the top shelf of his tool bench and took down a copy of Playboy magazine. He pulled out the centerfold and laid it on the workbench. With a felt-tip pen the dad drew a very tight circle around the vulva of the nude Playmate of the Month.

Pointing to the centerfold and looking his son square in the eye, the dad said, "Todd... son, everything inside that little circle is called a pussy!"

"WOW," said Todd as his eyes bugged at the small circle. Now that made more sense about what he heard on the playground.

"Dad, Dad, then what's a bitch?" Todd asked.

"Todd, a bitch is... a bitch is everything outside that circle!"

I have already read that joke yesterday.