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justfreemovies 09-22-2005 02:01 AM

funniest shit i ever read
 
http://www.reverendtim.com/porn.html
"Everybody Loves Pornography" by The Reverend Tim McIntire

some quotes for the lazy

Quote:

Well, I'll tell you what, my friends...I fucking ADORE pornography. I read it, I watch it, I download it, and I masturbate to it. And I do it with a smile on my face, a song in my heart, and a towel on my stomach. And the whole time I do, there's a little part of my brain that's going,
Quote:

Everybody loves pornography. Let's admit it, move on, and get down to solving real problems, like kids killing each other and Jimmy Walker still having a career. It is your First Amendment right to use porn. And we all know from high school government class that if you don't use a right, it will get taken away. So it is your DUTY as an American to download and masturbate to as much pornography as you possibly can. Please, get out of here, go get some porn, and toss one off for UNCLE SAM!

Tanker 09-22-2005 02:10 AM

very funny indeed

Ace-wtf 09-22-2005 02:12 AM

funnnnny

unclefisty 09-22-2005 02:13 AM

:1orglaugh That is fucking classic! Alright let me be the first to admit, I love masturbating to porn. Hell I rubbed one out while I was reading that.

Zester 09-22-2005 02:42 AM

this can get surfers on our side in fighting 2257 etc.

justfreemovies 09-22-2005 02:43 AM

same thing i thought
its all true

just funny as shit

justfreemovies 09-22-2005 03:58 AM

bump for morning people

purity 09-22-2005 04:05 AM

He speaketh the truth. Think about porn everyone does it, just like sex.
Even Jesus was accused of having sex with Mary Magdalen, by many historicl researches.

reynold 09-22-2005 04:13 AM

thanks for sharing, that was really a funny read.

Violetta 09-22-2005 05:55 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh


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