Email Intercept - God to GW Bush
 

Dear George,

You have claimed to be a religious and god fearing man; yet your actions are not compatible with your words.

You have forsaken my commandments, remember ?You shall not kill? . You are busy killing thousands by proxy in Iraq. You are also harassing the pornographers who display naked humans.

I have sent a messenger, Katrina and you paid no heed. In fact you allowed many to die through your negligence while you fiddled in Texas; at least Nero could claim ignorance of me. I was amazed at your actions, or should I say lack of action, so now I am sending Rita; I am sending her to Texas, maybe you will get the point.

Stop killing and stop harassing people who worship the human body, it is after all a beautiful thing made in my image.

George you are a hypocrite and your people are paying an awful price in blood and treasure for your actions.

Get smart, get out of Iraq and stop harassing the people who take and display pictures of my greatest creation man and women. If I wanted them to wear clothes I would have given them fur coats or feathers.

God

George is on vacation, God. Please try again.

lame....

sorry but I think god would burn a bush or strike a lighting bolt or something cool like that.

hello, can please do something about this man sending all these spam emails...

http://www.colesgazette.com/bush_phone.jpg

Never mind the commandments, the bible is ripe with examples of when and how the believers should strike down the non believers and sinners.

Now get over the silly story of an invisible man in the sky.

Why the fuck can't people understand nature at work ?

Response from George Bush to God.

Dear God,

We have intelligence reporting that you are currently secretly persuing a nuclear program. We also have intelligence reports that heaven is filled with biological and chemical weapons of mass-destruction. And you have been linked to Al-qada(sp?).

You have 30 days to allow UN inspectors into heaven or we will be forced to order our troops to dismantle your arsenault.

Don't mess with me, we are the United States.

Sincerly
George w. Bush

You have too much time on your hands, weirdo.

george is god's messenger :winkwink: