the truth - hurricanes are effect of shrinking number of pirates
 

"You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature."

go to the article http://www.venganza.org/ to see a chart proving this theory!

that made no sense to me

maybe that's because you didn't check out the chart ;)

Ramen! All hail his noodly appendage!

I predict an increasing chance of a "YARRGH" the more often this thread gets bumped

I've always wondered about that... :Oh crap :uhoh :Oh crap

i had to work hard to restrain myself already...

Chio is still alive! Thats the only pirate that counts! :thumbsup

was their a point to this thread?

yes. pick your point - either

1. it was for fun
or
2. it was to point out in a fun way that statistics aren't always very accurate with conclusions
or
3. it was a sneaky way to make some convert to Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.

Lol that is a brilliant site.

Its an important issue that could bomb Kansas back to the dark ages.

I am George W Bush and I endorse this thread!

what about the lakes :(

http://www.xsitespinner.com/chiowave.gif
http://www.xsitespinner.com/yargh.gif

Bingo.. you got me. I ordered two t-shirts, a sweatshirt and 5 pirate fish stickers..

I always wanted a good sticker to mock the jesus fish.. I liked the darwin version (fish with legs), but this is even better..

More Chio the Pirate should be produced to save us from upcoming Huriccanes.

I'm sorry but I don't see the corollary.

:1orglaugh

Its hard to be a pirate nowadays :(