Hey lazy provinces did you hear Alberta gets $400 EACH?
 

http://www.canada.com/calgary/global...8-009f20b2db7c

yes thats right EACH resident is Alberta is going to recieve a $400 cheque TAX FREE before christmas, there has not yet been a ruling on how long you have to live in Alberta for to reviece it. i have lived here for 20 years so i am not worried.

this is a message to all other lazy provinces out there, maybe instead of electing officials thats whole purpose is to help the lazy and poor your province would be better off.

this is an open message to the french, stop being lazy and whining about Canada and for once GET A FUCKING JOB.

we pay out HUGE tax dollars to all the "have not" provinces and we still are getting $400 EACH.

why? because Albertans work and do not complain. its something that other provinces need to realise, instead of catering to the lazy and poor we cater to those who actually WORK for a living.

WORK ever heard of it?

And for the Americans of this forum.

Here is proof for you that Canada has ignorant angry rednecks too.

But when it comes to Alberta and the people of that province. They kind of believe they ARE americans.

Why else would they wait and whine for 2 fucking years about not being able to sell beef south of the border. Afterall, there aren't any other nations in the world that have Bar B Ques and tailgate parties. Only the United States.

JEsus, BC needs those checks :thumbsup

Great fucking post, you are so right. :thumbsup

What a moron, wow $400.

Personally I'd rather see a poor child get food and winter clothes than give money back to people like myself who don't need it, but hey, I'm not some hick from Alberta who can't afford to support himself comfortably and pay taxes at the same time.

Hey jackass, if you don't like living in a society that helps the lesser among us, move to fucking Texas. Canada needs you ignorant cousin fucking rednecks like we need the separatists.

ya you fucking idiot its called SURPLUS, a SURPLUS means EXTRA money, $7 billion worth, you see we help the poor and have extra money to give.

its called our govt APPRECIATES its people, grow a brain.

I thought it was Saskatchewan

its called trade, use your brain instead of having a cock in your ass. they want to sell beef to AMERICA, because AMERICA imports alot of Canadian beef.

and you have to be pretty stupid if you think that america is the only place with ALBERTA BEEF, it is premium beef, it is WORLDWIDE.

ALASKA gets $800+ a year SINCE the 1970s from its govt. i bet you didnt know that because you are to busy trying to make comparisons.

and anyway WTF DOES BEEF HAVE TO DO WITH THE $400?

STICK TO THE TOPIC.

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It's called buying votes jackass.

I can't wait until we elect a real socialist government and they nationalize your oil. There are so many idiots in Alberta who are just too stupid to have money, they go and start thinking it has something to do with their "hard work" instead of their proximity to valuable resources. Wow, you were born next to oil fields, pat yourself on the back.

Shit I've been reading this board 6 months and you've already embarrassed Canada like 14 times. Well, at least you're not being openly racist in this thread yet, so that's a plus.

and AGAIN you fucking idiots, did you even read the article.

EVERYONE gets $400 POOR RICH, doesnt matter.

$400 x a few million is alot of $.

ya wow $400. :1orglaugh

Come on he have NO LIFE here in Canada. Yeah NO LIFE, how can we work more?
I've lived most of my life in another country (6 years in Canada) and I can honestly tell you that these $400 will not help us because we have NO LIFE

is there an election coming up sometime soon in Alberta?? :winkwink:

VOTES? Ralph Klein is retiring. :1orglaugh

ya "nationalize our oil" continue to elect the liberals who admittidly waste billions then aplogize and you want to re elect them?

:1orglaugh

do you speaky the english? :helpme

Enjoy it ... because it could end the day your south neighboors realise that the " tar sands " are in fact " oil "....

Meanwhile, I am following your advice. I went to work, got my shovel and am digging in my backyard ... I will let you know when the geyser goes .... :1orglaugh

sounds good at least you are getting out there and working for once.

and to all of you people who call alberta "rednecks" and how its going to "crash" once the "oil dries up".<<<<< :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

why is it that calgary is the fastest growing city in canada? set to double in population in 10 years.

why is it that your relatives are moving here in search for work!?

if it is SO BAD, why is EVERYONE packing up and coming here?

stay where you came from, i got no problem. the province of Sask. will soon become Alberta 2.

Were you born stupid, did your mother drop you on your head or did you snort too many fumes off the oil wells.

In your last post, you stated to stop electing officials that help the poor. Make up your mind for fuck-sakes.

As for the poor of Alberta.

Compared to Ontario and Quebec your province doesn't have a hell of alot of people. And as for the poor. Alberta exports them to Vancouver because it is warmer. Toronto because there is more opportunity and Montreal because housing and public transit is realatively affordable.

Dude,

With all that surplus beef sitting around in your province why didn't the rest of the damn country see any of it? We heard poor beef farmer after beef farmer cry the blues about not being able to get it south of the border.

But in the meantime there was no great influx of beef headed for Nova Scotia, Quebec or Newfoundland. And the huge trading block of the E.U. didn't get any extra either.

Fuck if there was some intelligence in the redneck goverment. Mr. Ralph would have lead a group of beef farmers on a trade mission to China or some other nation.

But you guys prefered the old "We are working hard to get the border re-open" line from your moronic goverment.

Someone beat you with a stupid stick.

hahaha what a loser

that's the only thing you have to tell me?
are you 13?

ya we export our poor? :1orglaugh that is why we are growing so fast, because we export people? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

people in the maritimes EAT FISH, not beef! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

omg. how about we close the boarder to the usa for oil, (wouldnt happen) im sure the USA would be complaining.

ITS CALLED MAJOR TRADE PARTNERS YOU LOSE ONE AND IT AFFECTS YOUR ECONOMY.

please stay out of my thread you are to stupid to even comprehend.

no you just must not be able to speak english.

"Come on he have no life here in canada." speak english.
"will not help us because we have NO LIFE" SPEAK ENGLISH

your post made 0 sense.

Getting money back cuz albertans work hard and don't comlain? Thats the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Alberta has apparently the 2nd largest oil supply in the world, thats where you 7 million dollar surplus is coming from. Alberta is a "have" province, thats why there only a federal tax and people who live in Alberta are rewarded. I guess all the other provinces are lazy though? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

i grew up in Alberta, most of my family still lives there. Great province, no doubt.

i guess you already answered your own question, thanks for participating. :thumbsup

we are taking over. :)

everyone is so quick to bash us down NATIONWIDE, but they are even quicker to put a hand out and ask for money.

if we are such rednecks why would you ask us for $? why not build up your local economy with LOCAL investments and stop putting a hand out?

dont bite the hand that feeds.

and it has nothing to do with the oil fields, and oil pits that just happen to be in your province. Idiot.
Keep your self righteous banter to yourself.

The only reason you are getting that $400 is because of the oil in Alberta, not because of some mythical Alberta work ethic. High oil prices are a good thing when you are selling the shit... hence the surplus.

Yup, I love Alberta...
and it's true, there's a much harder work ethic than what I've seen in Montreal...
If you want a quick comparison, just look at the status of unions in Alberta versus Quebec/Ontario...

Alberta does not have as many cheap labour workers getting paid $30/hr to stand around with a shovel in their hand....

and union workers, as we all know, are bad for the economy...

Yahoooo!!! HoooHooooHooo !!@&^*?

I'm rich ... Now I can be an " albertan "....

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PS: talking about hand outs ??? Do you know how long we ( Ontario, Quebec, BC ) have carried your fucking cowboy ass in the 50's, 60's, 70's ... Gov buying your grain to sell i/10th of the price to Russia and China ... Subsidizing the railway so it could stop in every small shithole farm ...

Now, you are lucky, and even luckier with a near 70.00 an oil barrel ...

Actually, it's because we have oil... Not that i'm complaining :thumbsup

buh buh bingo.

alberta PURPOSELY keeps the mininum wage down, it keeps from low budget workers from flocking to the province and living off social assistance.

Ralph Klein is my hero.

or lets be from the maritimes for a second.

lets fish for 4 month out of the year and sit on welfare for the other 8. WHOOPY, that has GO TO be good for local economy.

HA HA HA you're fuckin awesome :thumbsup
Are you 20 with little or no advanced education or do ya just sit around and listen to propaganda spun by right wing jingoists like Dave Rutherford?

HAHA no i just enjoy getting peoples panties in knots. :1orglaugh

It worked! :1orglaugh

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

I love Metaman, he fucks with everyone, equally.

Always great reads, to see ppl's reactions! :)

lazy provinces? and what are you without your God given oil? a lazy province? too funny...

our god given oil?

the french have god given hairy women.

why not start a few thousand salons dedicated to armpit shaving?

do the best with what you got.

I love it when the Canadians argue. :)

directfiesta is already here. Someone page NoCarrier and CDSmith.

I heard people in newfound land get like $2700 for welfare tax free

HAHA! "WORK" 90% of the money alberta generates is american oil. The people can't be too lazy to work they have nothing better to do but sit in the cold and work.

Heir Klein is in bed with Heir Bush, both reading this thread from their shared laptop.

See sig heil!

another point: If everyone is working so hard, why the hell do they need $400?
LOL

Good one dude... You are a real talent.. Give amateur night a chance..
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Calgary's finest!

we are missing one Holly! i think NoCarrier is at the local union meeting. :2 cents:

It was a Klein policy to give any welfare recipient in Alberta a one way ticket to B.C. pretty funny imo

no the joke was that people from BC were flocking here and complaining about the low welfare rate and high cost of living,

what Klein was telling them to do is go back home if you dont like it here.

understand now?

The problem with Alberta is there are so many uneducated rig pigs who didn't need to even graduate high school to get hired in the field, then worked for several years & now make huge money. People who would still be doing hard labor in any other province are the people with power here.

For the people who say Alberta is rich solely because of the oil, you should talk to any of the "liberal" programs that were slashed for years to try & bring our defecit down. Teachers, health care, social assistance programs - everything was cut. Now it's paid off & the money is starting to flow back in, but there are a lot of people who struggled during the "belt tightening" phase.

Actually Klein made that offer years ago before before welfare was cut in BC. Klein stated that if you want to live on welfare then go to BC and aparently 300 people actually went. The Premiere of BC at the time - Glen Clark - wasn't impressed but I thought it was pretty funny.

I don't really know what that means, but I'm sure it's something good. :)

Argue ????

I hit the jackpot .... An american came to see me and gave me 20 bucks and 2 hot beers against the perpetual rights to my backyard ....
Heading to the local tavern ... but not before I stop at the welfare office to collect the check of my dead wife ...
Happy as hell here :winkwink: