okay, here's the thread... I'll answer your questions
 

that I feel like answering, for as long as I feel like answering them.

Hey......

What are you up to nowadays?

Do you still do any design work for anyone? yourself?

Do you still have those lizards running around all over the place?

Is it true you only made $10k/month at JandA?

why do you keep making threads about leaving? stay or leave.... pick one and stfu

ps. hows the garden?

Have you tried promoting WeConvert

what am I up to? Nothing in particular. Kinda take things hour by hour.... whatever is the most interesting, that's the direction I go in.

design work? LOL..... no. For no one nor myself. :)

Is this thread inspired by that other sigwhore troll thread that was exploiting your name and absense?

If not designing, how are you making your living these days?

yes, but they've taken more evasive action lately..... the dog likes to play with them, and they don't feel the same way. :)

do you ride reg or goofy foot?

what size board?

do you custom shape your sticks, or off the rack?

enjoy longboards?

how many tats last count?

why do you hate weed more then you hate coke?

do you miss banning people round this joint?

could you build a guest house asap? i enjoy that island as well yanno...

what kinda rum do you drink?

if you could get into a fist fight with anyone.. live dead.. real fake.. who would it be and why?

do you like sleazydreams?

last count, what was your house worth?

can you name someone that you think is a better designer then yourself?

how the fuck do you get your layouts so small?

ever thought about herion?

ever kill anything?

popcorn or chips?

My past, present, and future incomes really are no one's business but my own don't you think? :)

Is tandem surfing cool or lame? and is my sister in law getting tons of surfer cock by being the 'stunt girl' for some tandem dude?

why are you still here?

this isn't a thread about leaving or staying..... I left a long time ago. Doesn't mean I can't pop in and talk now and again.

I have no garden. The property is doing incredible though. :)

Is this you or is amp renting out the nick?

Well, if there ever was an appropiate place, I'd imagine it'd be in a thread called "I'll answer your questions".

no, and I never will. :)

I know nothing about it. I just decided to come up and kill an hour, and so here I am. :)

My bank account. It's swollen and dripping with cash. Fuck work. I've done all the work I need to do. I will never work again. :)

why have you not comited suicide yet?

did your doc tell you to add :) faces after each of your posts? :)

lol now that is funny

hahaha

I don't surf. That was part of the "Amp" character.... not the real me.

I don't count.... they all blend. It's been whole-body art for decades now for me.

I love coke.... but I can't do it anymore because it's too addicting. Weed is a waste of time, money, & energy.

no... lol

I have a fully functional guest room.... bring your ass out here brah.

Malibu on occasion, Bacardi usually.

I'd love to get my ass kicked by Muhammed Ali..... because he's the man.

Sleazy has been a friend of mine for years. As far as I know, that hasn't changed.

2 million.

In no particular order..... DX.

Because I'm fuckin' good. Sorry for the ego interjection there..... but let's face it, sometimes the truth is simply the truth.

Never.

A few gophers, a few cats, a few dogs, a few chickens, a pig or two, a couple of cows, and a few people.

Both of course! :)

Have any pictures of your new pad online?

Because I feel like it....

and because I know it annoys the shit out of idiots like you. :)

are u drinking again or no?

I can't leave this world until I've skinned you alive. :)

ok, I'm bored.

bye

Is your penis tatooed?

Manic phase? Delusional phase? What is this shit?

What is you're purpose?

What I mean is...

I go through my life doing many different things, in design and photography these days, I believe that no matter how much money I make it does not change a thing.

I can not sit idly on things, nor have any inclination to merely relax. I surely have no idea if I have a purpose or not in doing such but doing things that makes money and provides a platform for me to pass the time and enjoy doing it provides me with a sense of purpose and completion.

Working in Adult keeps me busy, and makes decent coin and demands alot out of people within it. I couldnt be a bartender, a mechanic, some carpet sales man or whatever...

There is nothing I rather be doing than what I do.
Thats my sense of purpose.

I wish you would get back on the saddle man, I really do.

You are missed even though I never met you, you have a style and method that people love, to me its a damn shame that ya wont do it. To bury you're talent like it is nothing and pretend you have no love for it... Or maybe you really do not.

I do not know.

To me it is like you have voluntarily cut you're hands off. You are fucking talented and for you to just wipe it aside and try and kill that part of you. It's a damn shame.

If you do not create anymore, where is you're sense of purpose?

why are you bored?

I guess he can't answer the coming difficult questions.

Question: Is it possible to standup (surfing) on a Kneeboard while being towed by a Jetski.

Coming up question...

Are you married or single?

Do you have kids?

Are you happy with your life? contented?

hahahahaha

how is your bank account dripping with cash all of the sudden ?

you used to be a broke loser, paying outrageous mortgage and working for for the man.

omg rofl ...... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

are ambush interviews out of fashion?

You'll get a regular supply from me Brooke. :winkwink:

Where do babies come from?

what are you doing these days?