I need help getting rid of a stray cat
 

So on Friday morning I opened the door and called for one of my cats which I let outside and this stray cat came running right inside of my house. I figure he had to belong to someone since he was so friendly so I took him in for the weekend and put signs up saying I found a cat. No calls. So last night I put the cat back outside and now he is hanging around the front of my house and wont leave.

What should I do?

Suggestion: Show some original thought and stop ripping off other peoples posts.

i know a guy who knows a guy who can get things done..

kill yourself.

HUH?

Shut up you fucking idiot. Who's post am i "ripping off"? maybe you should go tell the little car that i am ripping off someome's post and he should leave

I'm going thru the same process at the moment. Its a tough to find homes for kittens at the moment as there's just so many around at this time of year.

PAWS - will not euthanize healthy, adoptable animals.
http://www.hsus.org/
http://www.craigslist.org/

Wait for him to crawl into the fan of your car and hit the remote start button.

you will need some antifreeze and a chest high freezer

Great another intellectual remark. Take the cat inside. If you were starving or would be homeless you would appreciate it as well.

I did bring him back in. Hopefully his owner will see the signs i put up and give me a call

Maybe you can just keep him and give him a nice home? That's what I would do :)

If you dont wanna keep him, wait until someone calls and if they dont call animal control

For reference I suggest you watch the animated film The Cat Came Back, released by the NFB of Canada in 1988.

Try sticking it up your ass

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Keep him. He found you, not the other way around. :)

keep her you'll miss the cat when shes gone

call your local animal rescue. They will find it a home.

A friend of mines got rid of a cat by doing the following:
He went over to a neighbors house (without the cat) and put a dish with tuna fish on their door step. Later, he dropped off the cat at the neighbors door step.

I guess the trick would be to not let the cat notice you with the food, or the neighbor dropping off the goods.

Find a local farm... especially a dairy farm, they often take cats to help keep the mice out of the feed. Mouse feces makes cows sick. And there is lots of milk.

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take him in, give him a home

take the cat and leave it somewhere far.