If you had a girlfriend
 

And her name was Billie Jean, and you were in the car with her and "Billie Jean" by Michael Jackson started playing, and you started singing "Billie Jean is not my lover," do you think she'd get mad?

Can you repeat that please?

Is she hot?

Not sure. What's the answer? ;)

Sure.

"And her name was Billie Jean, and you were in the car with her and "Billie Jean" by Michael Jackson started playing, and you started singing "Billie Jean is not my lover," do you think she'd get mad?"

It's a little known fact that MJ wrote the song "Billie Jean" about lesbian tennis legend Billie Jean King...

http://www.bu.edu/bridge/archive/200...billieking.jpg

ADG Webmaster

well you see it really depends on a lot of things, for instance if shes wearing red socks... because if she were to be wearing red sox and you guys were at this crazy party with a bunch of people wearing white socks.. and you were embarrassed because you were known as the guy who brought the "girl with the red sox" and got outcasted.... even if she DID get mad it wouldn't matter because then you would be EVEN

No, but I'd be fucking pissed off at her for changing my radio station, and making me listen to that shit.

But what if you were in Boston, at a Red Sox game?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

bahahaha

Red sox is a baseball team, shoehorn.

that is completely irrelevant.

Can you please for once in your life stay on topic?

Listen, if you can't take constructive criticism then don't ask for it. Me and Beatrice are going to be married whether you like it or not.

fine then man fuck you, you wanted drama you got it... i'm gonna scan pictures of that Used sock you sent me in the mail.. you know what i'm talking about.. and the fact that you sent it with a pack of bubble gum and a car and driver magazine from 1995 :warning

Fuck you too then. I am going to kidnap nipples the kitten from you and feed him gravy. Don't forget about that time you sold those baseball cards to put a down payment on your car, I got dirt on you all day long Susan.

god you're such a n00b... i've been feeding her gravy for the last 6 months because i ran out of tarter sauce packages... (from when i robbed C-Lovers fish and chips)

You think you're cool now cause you substitute numbers for letters? Well even if you do then you're still the idiot because I was talking about beef gravy and not turkey gravy. Stupid.

hold up a second.. why do you even have gravy? are you cooking for someone? :Oh crap

i know its been 12 years already, but don't you think thats a bit too early to jump back in the dating game?

I know who can settle this...

http://www.gravysuckingpigs.com/images2/gsp1.jpg

ADG Webmaster

I told you when I found out that you were really a man that it was over. Unless you wear that wig with the acorns in it.

ADG: don't even get me started, you're a big reason of why this started

shoehorn: i cannot friggen believe you, you saw how people were staring in the mall when i wore that thing... un-bel-iev-a-ble!

btw for everyone that is not in the "KNOW"

the pigs are a gang in south central LA, rival gangs of the bloods and crips.. here is some of their graffiti found in urban LA low income housing areas

http://www.monkey.org/~jose/pictures...cils03a/36.jpg

They were looking at you cause you ordered 2 Cinnabons.

Huh?!?

http://www.pigpower.com/images/mrpig98.gif

That's all folks...

AG Webmaster

You are a fucking lousy liar..

statistics canada reports that miami is the #1 place of cinnabons consumption in the world, so its not like it was uncommon for them to see people order that..

now, something that DOES raise questions.. is WHY is statistics canada doing reports on the US.. hrmmmm

According to a 1952 survey by Home and Garden Magazine, the poodle skirt trend is likely to continue well into the 1950s. The numbers don't lie.